John Kinard
jakinard.bsky.social
John Kinard
@jakinard.bsky.social
If I could tell you I would let you know
They run an AI-generated ad on Tubi that takes place in an ersatz Tattoine cantina with all the aliens betting on celebrity baby gender reveals and global warming. It pulses with evil.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Summertime (1955)
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Frank & Eleanor Perry's Last Summer (1969). Every performance is great but Catherine Burns manages something beyond description as Rhoda.
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I feel like no one talks about George Stevens anymore?
October 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All movies should somehow include Anthony Perkins in an information silo.
October 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Soderbergh’s Presence—a formal experiment but also just an excellent haunted house movie
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Highlight of the oeuvre is Karen Black accusing a pigeon of conspiracy in Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?
September 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Demented that Ice Storm got no acting nominations that year—Sigourney Weaver should have been given dominion over several counties in Connecticut just for the way fishes keys out of a key party bowl
September 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Goddamnit
September 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter’s premise is a woman who misunderstands (willfully?) the Fargo true story title card
September 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM