@jakezaretsky.bsky.social
*In a Sean Penn voice* Uh-Oh
December 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*In a Sean Penn voice* Uh-Oh
Get ready to see videos of Judy & Nick committing police brutality, Lighting McQueen exploding in a crash and Mickey Mouse dancing alongside Hitler
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Get ready to see videos of Judy & Nick committing police brutality, Lighting McQueen exploding in a crash and Mickey Mouse dancing alongside Hitler
When even Rasmussen can’t hide your growing unpopularity…
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When even Rasmussen can’t hide your growing unpopularity…
He had a lonely thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He had a lonely thanksgiving
No this is very different, she pocketed a lot of money from covid relief to fund her campaign. I will be working to elect her primary opponent Elijah Manley next year since I live close to her district
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
No this is very different, she pocketed a lot of money from covid relief to fund her campaign. I will be working to elect her primary opponent Elijah Manley next year since I live close to her district
It’s also because nobody serious wants to work for them, so they just cycle everyone around like musical chairs
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s also because nobody serious wants to work for them, so they just cycle everyone around like musical chairs
I was cut off after I changed my address and didn’t update it beforehand. Me and my dad have been trying to get it back on but the Social Security offices have closed their call centers because of the shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was cut off after I changed my address and didn’t update it beforehand. Me and my dad have been trying to get it back on but the Social Security offices have closed their call centers because of the shutdown
Do you want the shutdown to go on forever? Cause I’ve missed two months of SSI money since it started!
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Do you want the shutdown to go on forever? Cause I’ve missed two months of SSI money since it started!
You don’t trust them, yet you believe them. Their business model is pretty much psychological torture for this website
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You don’t trust them, yet you believe them. Their business model is pretty much psychological torture for this website
Nothing ever happens
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nothing ever happens
Update: He fled the country and is now a fugitive
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Update: He fled the country and is now a fugitive
I’m guessing they’ll also try to bring back Roman Polanski too
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m guessing they’ll also try to bring back Roman Polanski too
She’s attached herself to the wall of hardcore pro-Bibi-ism since October 7, and now she’s an Islamophobic Republican
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
She’s attached herself to the wall of hardcore pro-Bibi-ism since October 7, and now she’s an Islamophobic Republican
Hey, what about artists or creatives/voice over actors who are still on the platform? Many tell me they use it to promote and display their latest work or their own employers still use it for official statements and press releases
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hey, what about artists or creatives/voice over actors who are still on the platform? Many tell me they use it to promote and display their latest work or their own employers still use it for official statements and press releases
The reason he and his circle love AI slop is because it allows them to look like the strong & cool macho men they dream of being. And it’s also because they’re too lazy to actually create something and there’s no real artist or meme maker who wants to work with them now
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The reason he and his circle love AI slop is because it allows them to look like the strong & cool macho men they dream of being. And it’s also because they’re too lazy to actually create something and there’s no real artist or meme maker who wants to work with them now
He’s gonna free Diddy & the Roofman next isn’t he?
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
He’s gonna free Diddy & the Roofman next isn’t he?
Some of their complaints about Mills appear to give me the impression that they aren’t confident in themselves in their ability to try and beat her
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Some of their complaints about Mills appear to give me the impression that they aren’t confident in themselves in their ability to try and beat her
There definitely is a problem with the Democrats right now, but Khanna is in his own league of crap. He’s a tool for Silicon Valley (since he represents them in congress) and most of his progressivism is an act in my eyes
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There definitely is a problem with the Democrats right now, but Khanna is in his own league of crap. He’s a tool for Silicon Valley (since he represents them in congress) and most of his progressivism is an act in my eyes
You were always kind of annoying with your act of being a populist despite being from where Silicon Valley is located. But now with this, you’re on my primary shit list, effective immediately
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You were always kind of annoying with your act of being a populist despite being from where Silicon Valley is located. But now with this, you’re on my primary shit list, effective immediately
I guess you also made yourself a connoisseur of Dark Tourism
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I guess you also made yourself a connoisseur of Dark Tourism
Do you want to know how hard it’s been for me to call him the R word? Biblically difficult
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do you want to know how hard it’s been for me to call him the R word? Biblically difficult
Good for your sanity Aaron, cause he never shuts up when given the opportunity
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Good for your sanity Aaron, cause he never shuts up when given the opportunity
Now do The World’s End next week, and you’ll complete The Three Flavors Cornetto trilogy
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Now do The World’s End next week, and you’ll complete The Three Flavors Cornetto trilogy
Leave my dad out of this group, he’s only a real estate lawyer and he hates Trump!
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Leave my dad out of this group, he’s only a real estate lawyer and he hates Trump!