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Jake Lara
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The spy job didn't exclude any white people

It just reserved some jobs specifically for people who could go spying in non-white ethnic parts of the world and blend ln

They've always done this and it's not a new story. Someone white spying in Yemen might look a bit suspicious don't you think?
December 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Would be good if you could use this fame to make a video perhaps with a production company (which will go viral) explaining your work because it sounds interesting and smell is something we rarely consider to be particularly important
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Certain types of cheese and old socks

If you blindfold people and say to them, do you recognise this smell as old socks while letting them smell some cheese, without their visual prejudice how many would say yes that's awful those are old socks
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I'm only joking. Haven't you heard about the African prince scam, Where they get you to send money because their country isn't able to use the regular banking system or something 🙂
December 1, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Difficult one. Perhaps the current owner could allow you access to quickly Channel the water outside into a fish pond

Hope that helps
December 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Yes, this is what the African crown prince I’m helping out said as well. You can’t be too careful.
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Actually I got it back today, so I'm staying there as well
December 1, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I lost my X account because I suggested to someone who said Reality revolves around consciousness, that they could test their theory by jumping out of the third floor window & imagining themselves a soft landing. Algorithm saw I told someone to jump out of a window and cut my account 🙂
November 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The consumer Financial protection bureau coordinates all the state consumer protection agencies using 1591 employees in lots of different buildings

If it wasn't there they could just form their own association with AI tools and one person to arrange online conferences etc
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Sounds like you find it extremely boring, Could be quite entertaining if I put a present in there, because I would wrap a small toffee in so many boxes that it looks like something worth having, but it takes half an hour to open it and the last box would be a Diamond ring jewellery case
November 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
What are the rules of the thing your office is doing
November 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
As far as I know Secret Santa means everyone’s name goes in a hat and everyone picks a name from the hat, and whoever you’ve picked you have to buy a present for. When the presents are opened they have to guess who gave it to them
November 24, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I'd probably blow the game of it away by going up to the person I'm supposed to be buying a present for, and ask them what was the best present they ever had that was very very cheap
November 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
The two faceness reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1dm...
Not the Nine O'Clock News Politicians Argue
YouTube video by OldSchoolRasslin
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Is secret Santa just all the same stuff that gets swapped around every year. If it is it’s a good way of keeping all that junk out of landfill for a few years
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 PM
All information has varying degrees of certainty, it’s not a binary true or false. The certainty of any particular information can be checked easily using Microsoft copilot.

Example
Trump swayed about to music for 39 minutes because there was a medical emergency in the crowd
November 24, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Goodluck!
November 20, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Like the hamster Y fronts 🙂
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Your cat looks like If it was big enough it would have no worries killing you 🙂
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I just had a look At what you pay for electricity And it says It’s 14p per kilowatt hour.(25c CAN) I pay 29.4p Per kilowatt hour (52c CAN)
November 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
No I don’t. I have quite a lot of dairy Kiefer. I take a bucket load of other vitamins though 😊

One of those is vitamin K2 which I take with vitamin D. K2 is supposed to take the calcium in your body and make it go to where it’s needed. I'm taking that on trust I haven't seen any research
November 19, 2024 at 12:17 AM
If you use Listerine last thing at night I've read that It's very bad for your teeth because it's acidic. There must be some way to get calcium into your teeth and help them mineralise
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I'm fully clothed in bed with two duvets
November 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM