Oh gosh that looks painful!

Don Quixote had so much more dignity than the current POTUS.

What if you date another SW? Like a male stripper or something (assuming you swing that way).

Ahh to be young again! I miss college.

That's not a lot of notice for a cancellation!

Until you get a Wittgenstein-themed custom request...

Well nobody can be happy all the time but a good therapist can help sort out one's feelings.

Hope you, Erica, and company had a great time!

I think you should start stripping to the most dissonant and unsexy music just to piss them off. Twerk to modern classical music and free jazz.