Jake Velazquez
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Jake Velazquez
@jakevcomedy.bsky.social
Color blind comedian
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Anyone’s sadness spicy?
This was a mistake
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tesla unveils new electric chamber! Reduced carbon emissions by 71% compared to the gas powered models in the 1940’s
January 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why is Mac Millers new album cover a picture of Neal Brennan?
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
These guys are “fluent in sarcasm”
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Anything more dystopian than a MRI Black Friday deal?

“Affordable healthcare! For a limited time only!”
December 1, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Anyone’s sadness spicy?
November 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I know I’m getting older because Jake Paul tried to step to me
November 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Bringing a brown bag to the Delta Lounge so people at the bar know I’m about that life
November 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I failed this color blind test and my friend asked what I was seeing so I tried to screenshot it. Turns out I’m blind and dumb
November 19, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Just found out I’m color blind. Please send kind words in black ink
November 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM