Jaketropolis 🏙
@jaketropolis.bsky.social
Paper shuffling jackass from the city of Chicago.
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
April 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
when you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
they say trump touch the money that's why it's quiet
April 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
they say trump touch the money that's why it's quiet
Won at gay bar poker last night. Also won 5 free shots by winning hands I went all in on. I'm very sick this morning.
April 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Won at gay bar poker last night. Also won 5 free shots by winning hands I went all in on. I'm very sick this morning.
President Rayne announces his 'Liberation Day' tariffs.
April 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
President Rayne announces his 'Liberation Day' tariffs.
Drew a metro train on a tiny sticky note today.
March 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drew a metro train on a tiny sticky note today.
my commandant told me that a sniper keeps shooting the men assigned to the machinegun covering the mairie so i asked how many men he has assigned and he said three so i said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sniper and his unteroffizer started crying
March 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
my commandant told me that a sniper keeps shooting the men assigned to the machinegun covering the mairie so i asked how many men he has assigned and he said three so i said it sounds like he's just feeding men to the sniper and his unteroffizer started crying
Oh, this bit is good too.
March 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh, this bit is good too.
Purchased Defeat at Sea recently, covering WW2 from the perspective of the German navy.
Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.
Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Purchased Defeat at Sea recently, covering WW2 from the perspective of the German navy.
Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.
Here's an excerpt that made me laugh. For context, this was said as 3 German attack boats faced off against the D-Day invasion fleet of several hundred ships.
It's a Gilbert & Sullivan sort of week.
February 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's a Gilbert & Sullivan sort of week.
Cevapcici I got from a Vietnamese and 'Jugoslavian' restaurant yesterday
February 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cevapcici I got from a Vietnamese and 'Jugoslavian' restaurant yesterday
The Austrians are in Versailles, the Cossacks are watering their horses in the Siene, and what you want to know is how this email finds me?
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Austrians are in Versailles, the Cossacks are watering their horses in the Siene, and what you want to know is how this email finds me?
It took 11 months to the day (primarily due to multiple school related books interceding), but I have FINALLY finished The Power Broker.
Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.
Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.
February 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It took 11 months to the day (primarily due to multiple school related books interceding), but I have FINALLY finished The Power Broker.
Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.
Slowly but surely, I'll stop incessantly referencing it at every opportunity.
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!
We've been on Everon for all of ten seconds
February 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
We've been on Everon for all of ten seconds
Another 5x5 Friday
January 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Another 5x5 Friday
this is exactly how it feels to go to the bar and order a beer
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this is exactly how it feels to go to the bar and order a beer
Here's a pic of my new three piece suit.
January 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Here's a pic of my new three piece suit.
Another beautiful Friday in Chicago
January 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Another beautiful Friday in Chicago
Downtown gets ever denser.
December 13, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Downtown gets ever denser.
Downtown Wedding
November 30, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Downtown Wedding
One of many little villages in my current SimCity 4 region.
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
One of many little villages in my current SimCity 4 region.
"The Clones couldn't get their TEs over cliffs, so let's make the AT three times as tall."
"But tall legs would be vulnerable to attack, a single speeder with a tow cable could-"
"Couldn't do much. We're putting a pair of turbolasers on the nose of this thing."
"But tall legs would be vulnerable to attack, a single speeder with a tow cable could-"
"Couldn't do much. We're putting a pair of turbolasers on the nose of this thing."
November 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
"The Clones couldn't get their TEs over cliffs, so let's make the AT three times as tall."
"But tall legs would be vulnerable to attack, a single speeder with a tow cable could-"
"Couldn't do much. We're putting a pair of turbolasers on the nose of this thing."
"But tall legs would be vulnerable to attack, a single speeder with a tow cable could-"
"Couldn't do much. We're putting a pair of turbolasers on the nose of this thing."
I think a good Star Wars fic idea would be a Pentagon Wars-style comedy about the development of the AT-AT from its predecessor, the AT-TE.
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I think a good Star Wars fic idea would be a Pentagon Wars-style comedy about the development of the AT-AT from its predecessor, the AT-TE.
"Damn, he made me remember my mortality!"
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
"Damn, he made me remember my mortality!"