Jake Theis
@jaketheis.bsky.social
Dad. Game industry guy. Green Bay Packers co-owner 🧀
I prefer classic Big 10 rivalries like today’s USC v Nebraska tilt.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I prefer classic Big 10 rivalries like today’s USC v Nebraska tilt.
Congrats on selling out of merch, that has to feel good 👍
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Congrats on selling out of merch, that has to feel good 👍
Can’t doubt the snake god 🐍
a man with long hair is standing in front of a group of people in armor .
ALT: a man with long hair is standing in front of a group of people in armor .
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October 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can’t doubt the snake god 🐍
NFL feels like it could use a Dusty finish. Fail Mary was basically a Dangerous Danny Davis.
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
NFL feels like it could use a Dusty finish. Fail Mary was basically a Dangerous Danny Davis.
Will Sasso’s “wild dogs in the Baja” is the Jesse impression that rests in my subconscious.
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Will Sasso’s “wild dogs in the Baja” is the Jesse impression that rests in my subconscious.
I was on a cross-country flight years ago that screened Million Dollar Baby. The lady sitting next to me cried inconsolably for the final two hours of our trip.
September 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I was on a cross-country flight years ago that screened Million Dollar Baby. The lady sitting next to me cried inconsolably for the final two hours of our trip.
This was my meme for the pre-Hafley Packers defense.
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This was my meme for the pre-Hafley Packers defense.
+1, put me down for the Larry Csonka U-Bar too
September 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
+1, put me down for the Larry Csonka U-Bar too
Amazing. Law & Order with dance opening credits is the best idea I’ve heard in some time.
September 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Amazing. Law & Order with dance opening credits is the best idea I’ve heard in some time.
Oooh Altered States
September 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oooh Altered States
Roaring crowd, harpsichord (?), seems great.
September 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Roaring crowd, harpsichord (?), seems great.
Dang, what an upgrade. ☀️🐺
August 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Dang, what an upgrade. ☀️🐺
Duo on 54 plays last year. A fun bright spot to see them manhandling DL last year and Jacobs creating yards after contact. Also hoping to see more Kraft teeing off after motion this year. If Golden has hands and can stretch safeties downfield, ooh boy…
www.acmepackingcompany.com/2025/3/29/24...
www.acmepackingcompany.com/2025/3/29/24...
The Packers’ most efficient concept of 2024
Today we break down the duo run concept, the Packers’ most efficient run game design in 2024.
www.acmepackingcompany.com
August 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Duo on 54 plays last year. A fun bright spot to see them manhandling DL last year and Jacobs creating yards after contact. Also hoping to see more Kraft teeing off after motion this year. If Golden has hands and can stretch safeties downfield, ooh boy…
www.acmepackingcompany.com/2025/3/29/24...
www.acmepackingcompany.com/2025/3/29/24...
I had it as “Zoh-Yes, Cuo-No!”
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I had it as “Zoh-Yes, Cuo-No!”
Also consider “Slaughterdale Ratz”
June 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Also consider “Slaughterdale Ratz”
Every time I saw the Tom Emanski commercial, the crown of Fred McGriff’s hat seemingly would raise 1%.
June 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Every time I saw the Tom Emanski commercial, the crown of Fred McGriff’s hat seemingly would raise 1%.
I compared raising my two-year-old to running a frontier saloon.
“Stop climbing on that!”
“You knocked your bottle over!”
“Where’d your clothes go?!”
“Don’t dance on the table!”
“Don’t bring that mess in here!”
“Hey it’s time to call it a night!”
“Stop climbing on that!”
“You knocked your bottle over!”
“Where’d your clothes go?!”
“Don’t dance on the table!”
“Don’t bring that mess in here!”
“Hey it’s time to call it a night!”
May 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I compared raising my two-year-old to running a frontier saloon.
“Stop climbing on that!”
“You knocked your bottle over!”
“Where’d your clothes go?!”
“Don’t dance on the table!”
“Don’t bring that mess in here!”
“Hey it’s time to call it a night!”
“Stop climbing on that!”
“You knocked your bottle over!”
“Where’d your clothes go?!”
“Don’t dance on the table!”
“Don’t bring that mess in here!”
“Hey it’s time to call it a night!”
Followup question: “ … And what will happen to ports, longshoremen, trucking companies, warehousing, retailers, marketing agencies, media companies, and the financial sector when we start buying 90% fewer goods?”
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Followup question: “ … And what will happen to ports, longshoremen, trucking companies, warehousing, retailers, marketing agencies, media companies, and the financial sector when we start buying 90% fewer goods?”