jake
@jakestrash.com
one day closer than we were yesterday.
he/him
he/him
odeon: “would you like cinnamon on your churros?”
me: “no”
odeon: *literally every time, without exception*
me: “no”
odeon: *literally every time, without exception*
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
odeon: “would you like cinnamon on your churros?”
me: “no”
odeon: *literally every time, without exception*
me: “no”
odeon: *literally every time, without exception*
*meanwhile at cloudflare hq*
“hey boss, chatgpt is down, i cant fix cloudflare without it”
“just check stack overflow”
“that’s down too”
“hey boss, chatgpt is down, i cant fix cloudflare without it”
“just check stack overflow”
“that’s down too”
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
*meanwhile at cloudflare hq*
“hey boss, chatgpt is down, i cant fix cloudflare without it”
“just check stack overflow”
“that’s down too”
“hey boss, chatgpt is down, i cant fix cloudflare without it”
“just check stack overflow”
“that’s down too”
struggling to put into words how good Sanguivore II is. what an album.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
struggling to put into words how good Sanguivore II is. what an album.
Microsoft say they’re working on blocking more ways to set up Windows 11 without an online account. It’s like they’re *wanting* everyone to switch to Linux
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Microsoft say they’re working on blocking more ways to set up Windows 11 without an online account. It’s like they’re *wanting* everyone to switch to Linux
Reposted by jake
Just had my first encounter with Windows 11. Fucking hate it with every fiber of my being. Absolutly evil piece of shit operating system.
August 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Just had my first encounter with Windows 11. Fucking hate it with every fiber of my being. Absolutly evil piece of shit operating system.
he’s actually turned into Jigsaw
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
he’s actually turned into Jigsaw
my red flag is that i constantly say “regedit” when i mean to say “regex”, and vice versa
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my red flag is that i constantly say “regedit” when i mean to say “regex”, and vice versa
when i say “have a good day” that’s a threat. if i find out you’ve had a bad day, start running
August 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
when i say “have a good day” that’s a threat. if i find out you’ve had a bad day, start running
i love when you get videos of people giving insane vocal performances, and there’s always that one comment being like “i’ve been a vocal coach for 40 years and i say this is good” like gee thanks sherlock
August 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i love when you get videos of people giving insane vocal performances, and there’s always that one comment being like “i’ve been a vocal coach for 40 years and i say this is good” like gee thanks sherlock
i download an app, it asks me to make an account. there’s a “skip registration” button. i press that and it then tells me i must have an account to use the app…
why even have that button then?!
why even have that button then?!
August 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
i download an app, it asks me to make an account. there’s a “skip registration” button. i press that and it then tells me i must have an account to use the app…
why even have that button then?!
why even have that button then?!
if bluesky doesn’t think i’m adult from the multiple face scans it’s asking me to do, you’d think it’d at least have the courtesy to tell me how old it thinks i look
July 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if bluesky doesn’t think i’m adult from the multiple face scans it’s asking me to do, you’d think it’d at least have the courtesy to tell me how old it thinks i look
The world has lost an icon. A pioneer. A legend.
Rest well, Ozzy. Thank you for everything. We will never forget you.
Rest well, Ozzy. Thank you for everything. We will never forget you.
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The world has lost an icon. A pioneer. A legend.
Rest well, Ozzy. Thank you for everything. We will never forget you.
Rest well, Ozzy. Thank you for everything. We will never forget you.
when did we get to Galaxy Fold 7? i swear we were only at 3 about 2 years ago
July 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
when did we get to Galaxy Fold 7? i swear we were only at 3 about 2 years ago
going to start greeting strangers with “how are you doing? big fan by the way” to gauge their reactions
July 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
going to start greeting strangers with “how are you doing? big fan by the way” to gauge their reactions
wait you’re telling me, My Chemical Romance played Vampires *AND* Lady of Sorrows in 2025 and I wasn’t there
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a blurred background .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a blurred background .
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July 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
wait you’re telling me, My Chemical Romance played Vampires *AND* Lady of Sorrows in 2025 and I wasn’t there
the fact they’re called “go karts” implies the existence of a kart that doesn’t go
July 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
the fact they’re called “go karts” implies the existence of a kart that doesn’t go
looks like Razer has updated Synapse...again
lets hope 4th time's the charm and they've fixed all the stuff that made the last 3 versions a broken mess
lets hope 4th time's the charm and they've fixed all the stuff that made the last 3 versions a broken mess
July 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
looks like Razer has updated Synapse...again
lets hope 4th time's the charm and they've fixed all the stuff that made the last 3 versions a broken mess
lets hope 4th time's the charm and they've fixed all the stuff that made the last 3 versions a broken mess
whenever i get one of those "content connoisseur" trophies on reddit i always feel like reddit is telling me to touch grass
July 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
whenever i get one of those "content connoisseur" trophies on reddit i always feel like reddit is telling me to touch grass
fewer things bring me more joy than watching an old woman attempt to scare a pigeon and the pigeon just standing there like “yeah? and what?”
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
fewer things bring me more joy than watching an old woman attempt to scare a pigeon and the pigeon just standing there like “yeah? and what?”
love it when my gpu has a massive issue and the error code can mean literally anything
June 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
love it when my gpu has a massive issue and the error code can mean literally anything
never been a huge fan of festivals, but mad respect to Yungblud - just saw all the inclusive stuff they’ve got set up for Bludfest. really hope that level of accessibility becomes the norm
June 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
never been a huge fan of festivals, but mad respect to Yungblud - just saw all the inclusive stuff they’ve got set up for Bludfest. really hope that level of accessibility becomes the norm
just found out that Daniel LaRusso's actor is older than Terry Silver's actor... dafuq
June 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just found out that Daniel LaRusso's actor is older than Terry Silver's actor... dafuq
ok clearly i didn't know how good i had it because today is WAY WORSE
pollen's coming out in full force today, i was only out for like an hour this morning and i've been suffering all day
June 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
ok clearly i didn't know how good i had it because today is WAY WORSE
pollen's coming out in full force today, i was only out for like an hour this morning and i've been suffering all day
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
pollen's coming out in full force today, i was only out for like an hour this morning and i've been suffering all day
I can't use SQLite as my allergy medication conflicts with rule 37 of the code of ethics
June 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I can't use SQLite as my allergy medication conflicts with rule 37 of the code of ethics