Jake’s House
jakeshouse.bsky.social
Jake’s House
@jakeshouse.bsky.social
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Hey @issarae.bsky.social I’m not even done with Hotel Reverie yet but like wow, you crushed it!
April 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Coming to BlueSky purely to tell @cambp.bsky.social that I can’t send him Crab Rangoon memes like I used to.
April 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Was 311 day cancelled this year? Because… Whoa!
March 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Got a new job, ate a pile of chicken wings.
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
TurboTax deserves the Luigi treatment.
March 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
What do they put in salad because I just crushed my shift and still have energy?
March 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You think anyone else has ever typed/uttered the phrase “complete journalistic blue balls”??
February 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pretzel Trauma.
February 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How to tell if your cat is an FBI informant
February 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Y'all ever play Schrödinger's Bank Account?
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Somebody…
January 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hey it’s JakesHouse!
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Old job stays feckless.
January 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Have I been misgendering Godzilla?
January 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Brush your effing teeth.
December 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Sharks doing their best to make start hyping up a wildcard birth in the group chat, when they should damn well be working on a top 5 pick. #sjsharks
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Wanna see a horror show? Crack open those old SD cards.
December 4, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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🗺️🎨 Did you know that four colors are all you need to color any map without neighboring regions sharing the same color? 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
November 21, 2024 at 2:45 PM
165 bloody emails from Sherrod Brown, just marked as read. Dude.
November 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Mike Tyson's Buttocks. #TysonPaul
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Russel Crowe as Chief Exorcist rocking up on the vintage scooter is indeed, a vibe.
October 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
A new era of laziness and procrastination has arrived with iPhone mirroring onto Mac... (typed as I wait for an idle game ad to finish)
September 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Kinda funny how it’s already too late for the LA Olympics. Announcing the “No Car” thing immediately highlights the public transit shortcomings to such a painful degree.
August 13, 2024 at 6:18 PM
It is August, my dudes.
July 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM