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Jake Scully
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I would like to speak my mind. Due to the nature of who I am, I can't. Therefore, I have this body double.
I'm coming to peace with the idea that I will probably die in the upcoming Canada/US annexation war.

I'm willing to give my life defending Canada. I'm not happy about it, but I'll do it screaming FUCK YOU!

#trump #fucktheusa #canada #canadastrong
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Little Kevlar Musk giving that desk the respect it deserves.
February 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reposted by Jake Scully
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This sums it up.
February 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Fentanyl Czar! Fentanyl Czar!

HA HA HA HA

#trump #loser #fucktheusa
February 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Say what you will, but Trudeau knows how to deal with old orange idiots. He told him we're going “to appoint a Fentanyl Czar.”

BAHAHAHA!

www.cnbc.com/2025/02/03/t...
Trump pauses tariffs on Canada imports for 30 days after doing the same for Mexico
Trump agreed to delay tariffs on Canada and Mexico after their leaders agreed to measures to stop the flow of the opioid fentanyl into the United States.
www.cnbc.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There has been talk of Canada joining the EU. We do share a border with Denmark, another EU nation, on Hans Island.

But if we're looking at building alliances and trade with sane countries, we need to get Australia and New Zealand in on the action.

I propose CANZEUA

Good for trade, fun to say.
a man in a suit and tie is jumping in the air while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is jumping in the air while sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Statistics from the US Customs and Border Control website

Fentanyl: 21,200 lbs total seized - 43 lbs seized at the northern border (0.2%)

This isn't about Fentanyl.

www.cbp.gov/newsroom/sta...
Drug Seizure Statistics
Securing America's Borders
www.cbp.gov
February 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think almost all province liquor boards in Canada have pulled US products at this point. That's billions of dollars in sales these US companies have lost.

Too bad, so sad.

tj.news/new-brunswic...
UPDATE: Holt reveals N.B.’s plan to retaliate against Trump
New Brunswick is pulling all American alcohol from NB Liquor store shelves and will stop signing provincial contracts with U.S. companies
tj.news
February 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We can, will, and should find new trade partners.

The US is unreliable and has no interest being our partner.

www.reuters.com/markets/comm...
Canada expected to divert aluminium to Europe after US tariffs
The cost of aluminium for consumers in Europe buying on the physical market has dropped due to expectations that Canadian shipments under U.S. tariffs from Tuesday will be diverted, physical market traders said.
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I guess Leon #musk is upset people are calling Teslas "Swasticars"

So don't call them #Swasticars
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Should Canada Join the EU? I say YES!

"Europe must look for new allies in light of US President Trump's second term in office. Canada is an enormously important country strategically and economically and in many ways more European than some EU member states."

www.deutschlandfunk.de/frueherer-bu...
Nach Drohungen von Trump - Früherer Bundesaußenminister Gabriel schlägt EU-Mitgliedschaft Kanadas vor
Der frühere Bundesaußenminister Gabriel hat vorgeschlagen, Kanada in die EU aufzunehmen.
www.deutschlandfunk.de
January 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is all I want to see right now, but on a larger scale.

#trump #maga #fucktheusa #giliadrising
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is disgusting
The only reason to do this is to punish people
The crazy thing, Trump doesn't really care. He doesn't understand half of what is going on. This time around he's surrounded by religious Christo fascists who know Trump can be easily manipulated.

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
Trump Pauses Disbursements to Program Supplying H.I.V. Treatment Worldwide
Pepfar, which is estimated to have delivered lifesaving treatment to as many as 25 million people in 54 countries, faces a funding delay of as long as 180 days.
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is something Canada needs to do since we live next door to anti-vax, anti-science, Jesusland - who is not really a friend to us or logic.

Call or bug your MPs about this today. We need to be ready.

www.gov.uk/government/n...
Avian Influenza Prevention Zone declared for whole of England
Mandatory enhanced biosecurity will now be required and the housing order extended to cover York, North Yorkshire and Shropshire.
www.gov.uk
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not to mention this happened, which ends all government talk and study about Bird Flu

This is Trump and Covid all over. Ignore it and hope it goes away.

This is also a return of Trump's previous policy of hurting as many people as possible.

We warned you.

www.statnews.com/2025/01/22/t...
Trump administration’s abrupt cancellation of scientific meetings prompts confusion, concern
A flurry of scientific gatherings and panels across federal science agencies were canceled on Wednesday, at a time of heightened sensitivity about how the
www.statnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This would be funny if it wasn't so scary.

Egg prices are still going up (because of course they are) but so are avian influenza infections.

This is going to be bad. I can feel it.

#trump #maga #birdflu #idiots

newrepublic.com/post/190592/...
Well, Well, Well: Trump Can’t Lower Egg Prices After All
Egg prices have hit an all-time high on the third day of Donald Trump’s presidency.
newrepublic.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Powerful graffiti that should be duplicated throughout the USA.

If you have the means, do it.

Be part of the change before it's too late. Time is running out.

#trump #maga #change #resist
January 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Here you go. This is Trump's new tax cuts.

He's raising taxes on everyone making less than $300k.

Good job, America. You got played by an orange wrinkled testicle man.

This is just the beginning. It will get worse.

#maga #trump #tricked #conned
January 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Love these headlines.

#trump #manbaby #idiot #fucktheusa
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is nice to see not all countries are moving backwards in time.

Congratulations Thailand.

Thanks for being a beacon to the civilized world.

#celebrate #2SLGBTQ #lgbtq #humanrights

www.cbc.ca/news/world/t...
2SLGBTQ+ couples in Thailand register their marriages as law gives them equal status | CBC News
Thailand on Thursday became the first country in Southeast Asia to hold legal same-sex weddings, with 2SLGBTQ+ groups aiming to mark the occasion with more than 1,000 marriage registrations in a singl...
www.cbc.ca
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you didn't have a reason to stop using Amazon and related products, maybe this will encourage you to do the right thing.

Cancel your accounts.

Perhaps find the Luigi deep in you.

These people are human scum.

Do the right thing.

www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Bezos deletes 'LGBTQ+ rights' and 'equity for Black people' from Amazon policies
Amazon's modifications mirror similar actions taken by other major companies after Trump’s election victory, including Meta, McDonald’s, and Walmart
www.irishstar.com
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Trump regime sent out memos to government agencies demanding people report DEI hires - they're working to purge anyone who isn't a white male

The email to report people - deiatruth@opm.gov

Not saying you should use that email to sign up for Scientology or receive a free Book or Mormon,..
January 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Let's trigger some MAGA snowflakes.

Look at that. It's the Gulf of MEXICO!

Always will be.

#maga #trump #idiots
January 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM