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jakemerkowitz.bsky.social
@jakemerkowitz.bsky.social
Yeah, it tends to show up with the buzziest of milspeak, like talking about bullets, missiles, rockets, and bombs as effectors.
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There’s an urban historian I used to follow on Twitter who basically argued that the major cities of the Ohio River should be classed together rather than being “South” or “Midwestern” cities. The cities’ focus on the River as core to our identities made us different from the surrounding states.
July 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A friend taught at Cardinal Paccelli and they would make up a mini-directory of where everyone was - local phone number, address, etc.
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Some of that is the Walmart effect. Instead of building a bunch of small-to-medium department stores in each town, he found an open field between multiple towns and opened a giant store that served all of the needs at lower prices. Suddenly bunches of small towns became almost commercially barren.
July 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Lower back - that lumbar region was never meant to hold that weight.

Pregnancy: Humans give birth to inordinately large babies, especially in comparison to the mother’s size. I once heard it put this way: a 100 lb human woman will give birth to a 6 lb baby; a 200 lb gorilla will deliver a 3lb baby
July 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He really is the Man of La Mancha tilting at windmills.
July 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Did they fire more than one? I know they fired the one for violating Children’s media policy for talking to WCPO, on-air, but on her own time. Hadn’t heard of anymore.
July 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Psst - Ridgid is the name of a tool company; mostly plumbing and HVAC. You’re on solid ground if you call it a formal noun and keep it capitalized.
July 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Your father is a special breed. No, just no… 🤯 That’s a durability of humanness I have never known and will never know.
July 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The last two weeks in Cincinnati have been brutal. It’s been “pleasant” with 85° and “just” 60% humidity the last couple of days. Last week during the heat wave, it was ~95° with 85% humidity.
July 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
May I add: if after treating the original poster and/or people in the comments like they’re stupid, when you’ve been called out forcefully enough to change tack, don’t post a massive missive about how the miseries of your life to absolve yourself of being an asshole. Say sorry, or delete and move on
July 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ok good - my mom was ranting about her face and bosom. I tried being diplomatic with the “if that’s what makes her feel beautiful,” but also, “yeesh.”
June 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Graduated high school in 97. Early 90s alternative was basically everything that wasn’t hair metal. By the time I graduated nümetal was on rise and sucked! The only advantage I had was living in Toledo, I could just get the Detroit stations that were countering mainstream programming. Good times…
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There is one caveat - the screw on a propane tank is intentionally reversed. So don’t get mad if turning it the normal way causes the hose to continually fall off, it’s the thread being backwards.
May 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Patti Newberry using the power of the Fourth Estate to ragdoll the Second Estate. Not often the principal gets to fire the priest. Our little liberal Catholic Bubble On The Hill.
May 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yep! They were basically coach-built so field repairs were difficult because the parts didn’t fit. The suspensions were elaborate but frequently undersized for the weight they were carrying. And if wasn’t the suspension, it was the engine. And the guns weren’t stabilized so no shooting on the go.
May 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Oh yeah, which disease do I need to have a chat with for trying to drag under the Internet’s favorite Talmudic interpreter? Bastard bacterium or vicious virus? Glad you’re feeling better (and will be available for artistic and legal consultation on (unlikely) inkings.)
May 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes you bring us wonderfully weird tales; other times, it’s just lawyering from ancient days. My ADHD was checking out from the lawyering. How about if I ever think of anything worth memorializing in skin, I’ll just call you and you can send me a bill? Or do you prefer to work on retainer?
May 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The buck went that way 👉🫧🫧🫧
April 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Also, it was wasn’t lashed down at all. It was plane and tug: “The F/A-18E was actively under tow in the hangar bay when the move crew lost control of the aircraft. The aircraft and tow tractor were lost overboard.”
April 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You mean this kind of WEEEE! youtu.be/ziCvqZIyjto?...
Extreme High-Speed Maneuvers by U.S. Navy Aircraft Carriers & USS Milwaukee Ship
YouTube video by Military Archive
youtu.be
April 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM