Jake McCormac
@jakemccormacwrites.bsky.social
Writer who puts sentences in front of other sentences. Hopefully, in an order that makes someone want to read them.
My two below:
Seminary, in DarkLit Press' The Sacrament
The Inevitable, from D and T, available on Godless.
My two below:
Seminary, in DarkLit Press' The Sacrament
The Inevitable, from D and T, available on Godless.
If they left the "man" outz it would have been a perfect rhyme...
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If they left the "man" outz it would have been a perfect rhyme...
Qué guay! Me encata esto!
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Qué guay! Me encata esto!
FFS...I'm not even AMERICAN! This sucks balls.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
FFS...I'm not even AMERICAN! This sucks balls.
Spectacular. I shed a tear.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spectacular. I shed a tear.
I'm from a small town in Ireland. What the fuck is he talking about? I pity the busload of rapists that tries ANYTHING in small town Ireland.
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm from a small town in Ireland. What the fuck is he talking about? I pity the busload of rapists that tries ANYTHING in small town Ireland.
I'm sitting here, surviving...fuck labels 🥵
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm sitting here, surviving...fuck labels 🥵
I'm gonna start doing this. Be prepared. My 6 y/o asd boy, is... Impressive...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm gonna start doing this. Be prepared. My 6 y/o asd boy, is... Impressive...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
What would a house weigh, was today.
Btw, I have a game called "Shot In The Dark".
Let's do it (question - closest answer wins...
Ye know what, I was sure of? 2 things:
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ye know what, I was sure of? 2 things:
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
1. Medium I could handle
2. Jesus Christ, where are these things from... I'm not made of asbestos??!
Ok, I was only sure of the former. And, well I'll be dipped in shit, the latter IS. not a question.
Sorry, Jake K. What were you saying?
Wallace of Wallace and Grommit fame.
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wallace of Wallace and Grommit fame.
What's going on with the Epstein files?
October 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What's going on with the Epstein files?
Look at your profile pic. Comparing aesthetics to ability. Which one did Measles cases rise under?
October 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Look at your profile pic. Comparing aesthetics to ability. Which one did Measles cases rise under?