The rest of the footballing world: “we’ve figured out how to run a premier knockout tournament through a century of experience.”
MLS: “Nah, we’re gonna make something up ya dorks.”

The amount of time I’ve spent celebrating poop, wondering about whether or not my kids have pooped recently, and then dreading the next time my kids will poop is astonishing. They don’t tell you about this before you become a parent! There’s too much poop!

Yeah, I saw it as leverage in case the M’s wanted to try and sign him to a two- or three-year deal. But yeah, the risk of paying him $22m for one year probably outweighed the potential for a multi-year deal at a discount.

solidarity and community is everything. it's how we get liberation. we can see that it WORKS. that's like my biggest takeaway from the NYC mayoral race. we take care of each other and this is how we can win.

You’re telling me! They were only born last month and also a decade ago.

She clearly doesn’t recognize great literature.

Wherever we go from here, we go together.