Hello and thank you for coming to my seminar about how the Del Taco hot sauce packet colors are objectively mis-configured. They are currently Red=Mild, Black=Medium, Orange=Hot.

The America’s is one of the best modern nature docuseries not just because of the astounding scenes it captures, but because it dedicates an episode to the brilliantly brave and wildly talented people who bring those scenes to all of us. Just an A+ all around. #TheAmericas #NatureDocumentary

I’m a good leader.

When it comes to getting a fresh glass of water I’m like the little girl from Signs.

Starring Henry Cavill as Whitest Jesus!

Wait I thought he was a carpenter?

Bookstore Brown thinks you should take a moment and breathe a bit.

Yesterday in the wilds.

Someone owes @dougbensonland.bsky.social a coupla bucks.

Don’t stand for hateful idiocy. Report report report. Be annoying.

Remembering that time my brilliant bold and beautiful better half snagged this mug off the shelf of a bookstore because we like birds and critters and such, but took WAY too long to realize exactly what it was. I love her.

I think like every artist who truly tries to put every bit of themselves into their work, there is no greater dream then for that work to be featured in the “you don’t have to pay attention to this garbage” section of your favorite streaming service.

I disagree, Instagram.

Happy to see you anywhere.

Accidental double exposure. My grandfather, Sebastian, DC in 1947.