Catching up on EW.

"The good news is Pete Rose is still dead"

@megrowler.fangraphs.com is the best

We are aware your TV isn't working, we're hoping to have it fixed by the approximate end of the Cubs game.

The second episode of The Rehearsal season 2 might be the best episode of anything I've ever watched, just pure cinema.

You don't realize how often your balls touch your legs until you get those fuckers cut open.

Me: has Major Depressive Disorder

Panda Express: get over it

And what if, hypothetically, I felt tired even after sleeping 24 hours?

When people ask if I've read any good books lately should I say I've been reading the Yu-Gi-Oh GX Manga or just say "nah, not really"

I know it doesn't make sense and would be illegal cause they're competitors, but I wish I could input my follows from the bird app.way too lazy to search everyone one by one.