Usually you can tell when because they void their bowels but as I understand he always smells that way.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Usually you can tell when because they void their bowels but as I understand he always smells that way.
Ziggy Stardust
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ziggy Stardust
She'll go scorched earth just to save her own crooked ass.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
She'll go scorched earth just to save her own crooked ass.
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Get in downward dog position, hang head, and shake vigorously. It works like etch-a-sketch. I have to use it all the time with all the sick shit floating around.
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Get in downward dog position, hang head, and shake vigorously. It works like etch-a-sketch. I have to use it all the time with all the sick shit floating around.
Next week, who really shot J.R.?
September 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Next week, who really shot J.R.?
Makes sense. You're required to have a license to merely key a mike on amateur radio.
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Makes sense. You're required to have a license to merely key a mike on amateur radio.
Texas here, if you find him don't return him to us.
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Texas here, if you find him don't return him to us.
Shock collar.
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Shock collar.
They love the uneducated!
September 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They love the uneducated!
I worked for a construction company that, in 2022, claimed that the shutdown during the pandemic was the Biden administration.
July 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I worked for a construction company that, in 2022, claimed that the shutdown during the pandemic was the Biden administration.
Before anyone sounds the cry for the woodchipper, just remember, feet in first!
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Before anyone sounds the cry for the woodchipper, just remember, feet in first!
An underaged Russian garbanzo bean didn't on trumpets face.
July 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
An underaged Russian garbanzo bean didn't on trumpets face.
Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Do you know the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?
They really like using black highlighters though.
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They really like using black highlighters though.
Don't feed trash to the wildlife.
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Don't feed trash to the wildlife.
Sensationalism is definitely in fashion this season.
July 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sensationalism is definitely in fashion this season.