i think im love with someone

WEDNESDAY HYPOTHETICAL

you are in a canoe in a day-long canoe race and you really need to piss. what do you do?

a) piss in the river (the fish will die)
b) piss in the canoe (your canoe will smell like piss for ages)
c) hold it (good luck)

comment your choice below.
#hypothetical

im putting random stupid hashtags in all my posts so i can amass all kinds of weird people to my feed
#forexample

hey everybody i left for two months to get a snack
#holyfucksnacksareworthit

what the hell is the opposite of wood

this freeze frame is everything like look at his finger gun he could find a way to kill with that
#AEW #Bandido

it takes a man to be a muppet on this bitch of an earth

if I get breathalysed while sober and the light turns red does that mean I’m just a little drunk all the time or is it my autism

now i’m posting on my iPhone like a bloody maverick

owning shoes that randomly teleport all the time would suck ass

if the american government collapses at any time in the next 25 years every person on this platform owes me a dollar each

guys what's a twitter i hear people talking about twitter but idk what it is, please help me