Jake🅱️
@jakebsman.bsky.social
Just a single mom loving every single one of her kids (my 19 Neopets). 32 y/o he/him/they/them. Love that superhero uhhh stuff
She just doesn’t want you to be swole, don’t listen to her
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
She just doesn’t want you to be swole, don’t listen to her
Notarize my manifesto ❤️💜
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Notarize my manifesto ❤️💜
Mama the logs are gone, that’s what the paper is made out of
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mama the logs are gone, that’s what the paper is made out of
Rockin with this fun jumpsuit and my weird lobster. Also this great big hunk of spunk.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rockin with this fun jumpsuit and my weird lobster. Also this great big hunk of spunk.
Some other shinys I’ve found :))
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Some other shinys I’ve found :))
And you know what? I’m glad someone was finally brave enough to say it.
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
And you know what? I’m glad someone was finally brave enough to say it.
Me when I’m bread on a charcuterie board
August 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me when I’m bread on a charcuterie board
Screwed into the skull
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Screwed into the skull
Do any of the other 9 people’s opinions matter more than mine? Who are they??
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do any of the other 9 people’s opinions matter more than mine? Who are they??
Wow imagine having a big juicy butt and forsaking it 😔😔😔😔😔
August 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wow imagine having a big juicy butt and forsaking it 😔😔😔😔😔
You would never let me mansplain kongs to you, which is why we can’t be wed
July 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You would never let me mansplain kongs to you, which is why we can’t be wed
Gonna smash little Timmy’s fingies if he keeps making me lose the game or whatever
July 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Gonna smash little Timmy’s fingies if he keeps making me lose the game or whatever
Are you hosting the Kids Choice Awards? Nickelodeon lookin ass chairs. Got slime on stand by?
July 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Are you hosting the Kids Choice Awards? Nickelodeon lookin ass chairs. Got slime on stand by?
What a beautiful little girl, she could do no wrong
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What a beautiful little girl, she could do no wrong
I like that your art style is made by you, my dear fwiend :3c so detailed
June 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I like that your art style is made by you, my dear fwiend :3c so detailed
You’re my manic pixie dream girl
June 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You’re my manic pixie dream girl