Jacob Breithaupt
@jakebreak1991.bsky.social
Loving uncle, Magic player, & an imperfect lover of others. If you are reading this, I hope you know people care about you.
A sword made of sponge that soaks up bad vibes.
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
A sword made of sponge that soaks up bad vibes.
I get nervous enough with the concept of underground parking.
Attending any event in this death trap would have me inventing new words for how terrified I would be.
Attending any event in this death trap would have me inventing new words for how terrified I would be.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I get nervous enough with the concept of underground parking.
Attending any event in this death trap would have me inventing new words for how terrified I would be.
Attending any event in this death trap would have me inventing new words for how terrified I would be.
I wish all generative AI platforms a very merry "hope your business model gets dragged to Hell kicking & screaming."
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wish all generative AI platforms a very merry "hope your business model gets dragged to Hell kicking & screaming."
Agreed. Vivi's too good a design to hate on.
Well, unless you're playing Magic's Standard format right now, but that's a whole other can of worms.
Well, unless you're playing Magic's Standard format right now, but that's a whole other can of worms.
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Agreed. Vivi's too good a design to hate on.
Well, unless you're playing Magic's Standard format right now, but that's a whole other can of worms.
Well, unless you're playing Magic's Standard format right now, but that's a whole other can of worms.
We know you're scared to get on the president's bad side, but this is pretty pathetic, even by those standards.
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We know you're scared to get on the president's bad side, but this is pretty pathetic, even by those standards.
My vote is for the Selesnya Conclave. It has the most reliable suite of removal - able to answer any permanent type - a reliable suite of card draw & ramp thanks to green, & while not swimming in combos like Dimir or Izzet, has some of the more reliable wincons in EDH.
October 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My vote is for the Selesnya Conclave. It has the most reliable suite of removal - able to answer any permanent type - a reliable suite of card draw & ramp thanks to green, & while not swimming in combos like Dimir or Izzet, has some of the more reliable wincons in EDH.