Anybody else sick of hearing…”You’re not gonna believe the latest bombshell”
“This could be the beginning of the end..,”
It’s like a cliffhanger that never comes to fruition

Well, he finally got his wish…his likeness on Mount Rushmore

After his warm and gooey Christmas tweets he should go into the greeting card biz.
“My cards are tremendous…quite possibly the best anyone’s ever seen…”

It will be a brighter new year with fewer fishing boats coming out of Venezuela