Jake Appleman
@jakeappleman.bsky.social
www.jakeappleman.com
Mets, Atleti, Nets, probably in that order.
Mets, Atleti, Nets, probably in that order.
Today’s positive: Happy GRIMACE-IVERSARRY. And, more generally, cheers to the Mets.
June 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Today’s positive: Happy GRIMACE-IVERSARRY. And, more generally, cheers to the Mets.
At least I got to see them circle the wagons in person this year.
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
At least I got to see them circle the wagons in person this year.
This is a poem I wrote in 1998 based on an NBA player’s Nike ad. The ad, which may have been niche, was used to promote an appearance at an LA-area Footlocker. If you guess the correct player, I will owe you a high five.
January 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is a poem I wrote in 1998 based on an NBA player’s Nike ad. The ad, which may have been niche, was used to promote an appearance at an LA-area Footlocker. If you guess the correct player, I will owe you a high five.
Has it really been nine years since I watched Ben Simmons foul out of a college basketball game? Feels like eight tbh
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Has it really been nine years since I watched Ben Simmons foul out of a college basketball game? Feels like eight tbh
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
November 19, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Random Mets Photo
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Random Mets Photo
I miss Grimace. When do Grimaces and Catchers report?
November 15, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I miss Grimace. When do Grimaces and Catchers report?
Rudderless away from the Metropolitano, the magic of *checks notes* Paul Rudd can now help Atleti win away from home.
March 23, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Rudderless away from the Metropolitano, the magic of *checks notes* Paul Rudd can now help Atleti win away from home.
Blessed to have had this guy in charge for 12 years. Here’s to another 12.
December 23, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Blessed to have had this guy in charge for 12 years. Here’s to another 12.
I’m not a system player. I’m a Bose sound system.
November 3, 2023 at 6:20 PM
I’m not a system player. I’m a Bose sound system.
Enhorabuena 👏 @russbengtson.bsky.social
October 21, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Enhorabuena 👏 @russbengtson.bsky.social
What is…good D and open threes after long pregame conversations with reporters?
October 19, 2023 at 12:11 AM
What is…good D and open threes after long pregame conversations with reporters?
Much respect to klunkfunk, saxophonist extraordinaire
October 6, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Much respect to klunkfunk, saxophonist extraordinaire
How I’m looking at the squad ahead of the derby. You can almost see the slight optimism. #AupaAtleti
September 24, 2023 at 4:52 PM
How I’m looking at the squad ahead of the derby. You can almost see the slight optimism. #AupaAtleti