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Jake
@jake.comfy-resort.net
Friend-shaped | Fan of Anime Fighters and Horror games. I like to achievement hunt.

Dead YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@JakeIGuess
Also dead Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/jakeyiguess/
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If you randomly DM me to ask me how I'm doing I'm going to assume you're gonna try to sell me something. Please don't. If you want to ask me something else, just ask it right away.

I don't want any artwork. I don't want a 3D model. I'm not a vtuber. I'm not looking at your portfolio. Please stop.
Don’t have anything cool to post so here’s some screenshots of some of my old shiny pokemon on Crystal VC
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Never meet your heroes - unless your hero is @darrenshan.com. Definitely meet him.

Thank you for your impact on my youth, and my world, with your stories.

Coolio!
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What a pleasant surprise to wake up to!
September 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ya boi recovered his original RuneScape account
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Too DAMN right I'm going
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Friendly reminder that pulling "pranks" that cause genuine fear or harm to others makes YOU the Fool.

Don't go telling people one of their loved ones died, you goddamn bozos.
April 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Did you seriously ask @darrenshan.com to flip me off in a picture?"

"No it was his idea"

It's an honour! Feel free to come to Cardiff and flip me off in person!
March 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
don't care + ratio + L + you fell off + i need help with my homework + my instagram account got hacked + i want this on a shirt + i need an art commission
March 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
She’s home, part two
March 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
@darrenshan.bsky.social Okay so this has been bothering me for a while, I gotta ask; how come there's limited editions for books one, two and four in the Demonata saga, but not book three? It always felt odd to skip over Slawter and go to Bec.
February 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My girl is now also home
February 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My boy is home
February 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hey guys please look after my child for me thank you
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Saw this game - Nuclear Nightmare - on Steam and thought "Oh, cool. I might grab that."

And then it went on an 80% sale like a few hours later, so I grabbed like 10 copies.

Good game. 🕹️
surprise
YouTube video by Jake, I guess
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
The Death Note game continues to surprise me with a solid update dropping, adding a brand new map only about a month into launch with so many cool features.

Been having such a blast with this game. Pick it up if you can.
The Investigator Who Cried Wolf
YouTube video by Jake, I guess
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Had a great session of Death Note: Killer Within recorded - except one dude in the lobby being incredibly loud and obnoxious towards two of the women in the lobby.

Basically spoiled most of the footage. Sucks.
November 19, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Reposted by Jake
It's a bit late since I had a cold but my monthly update for my Kofi subs is up! Big up for my Arcanum Custodians for helping support the journey.

As always, they get a sneak peak of all the things I've been putting together.

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November 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Death Note: Killer Within pleasantly surprised me. Had a LOT more fun with it than I was expecting. Already bought a couple of copies for a few friends, hoping to get a game night together.
November 13, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I appreciate the concept of lists but I will never blindly trust some random person to tell me who I should be following and/or blocking.

Seeing plenty of posts about lists being used maliciously, which basically proves my point.
November 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
If you randomly DM me to ask me how I'm doing I'm going to assume you're gonna try to sell me something. Please don't. If you want to ask me something else, just ask it right away.

I don't want any artwork. I don't want a 3D model. I'm not a vtuber. I'm not looking at your portfolio. Please stop.
November 10, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Reposted by Jake
Don't give up on your Crewmates. Keep doing what you can.

We've donated to:
➡️ American Foundation for Suicide Prevention: afsp.org
➡️The Trevor Project: www.thetrevorproject.org
November 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Two whole minutes pass and all is quiet.

"dead chat lol" I type into the Discord channel, proceeding to say absolutely nothing of value or interest to spark a conversation.

I'm incredibly funny. Everyone erupts into cheers. Smiles and laughter all around.
November 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Damn
November 6, 2024 at 11:04 AM
I sure do buy a lot of sunglasses for someone who never goes outside.
November 5, 2024 at 10:05 PM