Jake, but with Cadbury Creme Eggs
@jake-e.bsky.social
Your* favorite IT guy.
Star Trek, Florida Gators, CFB at large, and Beer. In no particular order.
*Not applicable for most CEOs.
Star Trek, Florida Gators, CFB at large, and Beer. In no particular order.
*Not applicable for most CEOs.
I embarrassed my parents by loudly declaring “why are all the Central Michigan fans still here, I’m ready to go and we’re winning,” while there was a very nice family of Chippewas sitting just behind us.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I embarrassed my parents by loudly declaring “why are all the Central Michigan fans still here, I’m ready to go and we’re winning,” while there was a very nice family of Chippewas sitting just behind us.
Being the grim reaper for bad coaches is a vital role in the football ecosystem.
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Being the grim reaper for bad coaches is a vital role in the football ecosystem.
I thought that’s what camels were
August 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I thought that’s what camels were
What if I have ~10 gallons of growler capacity from before crowlers became a thing?
August 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What if I have ~10 gallons of growler capacity from before crowlers became a thing?
I choose to believe that this is in reference to SoftBank and not the Foxconn factory
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I choose to believe that this is in reference to SoftBank and not the Foxconn factory
This Q meme was in one of the few shit posts that made me cackle
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This Q meme was in one of the few shit posts that made me cackle
Tbh, goals
July 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tbh, goals
I’m unsure if you’re referring to you or the Gun-ttorney™️. Regardless cackled like I just unveiled a doomsday weapon.
July 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m unsure if you’re referring to you or the Gun-ttorney™️. Regardless cackled like I just unveiled a doomsday weapon.
Just the 3 Ps: poop, pee and paper,toilet
June 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just the 3 Ps: poop, pee and paper,toilet
From the most spiteful depths of my Florida man heart, screw FSU
June 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
From the most spiteful depths of my Florida man heart, screw FSU
For sure. On the shallowest of levels I love the silver duck wings on the batting helmets. But also anyone beating a liberty team no matter how bad (extreme side eye at the dog cult) has my respect.
May 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For sure. On the shallowest of levels I love the silver duck wings on the batting helmets. But also anyone beating a liberty team no matter how bad (extreme side eye at the dog cult) has my respect.
Tbh I’m on board for any and all forms of Liberty humiliation, even if Falwell is into it.
May 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tbh I’m on board for any and all forms of Liberty humiliation, even if Falwell is into it.
At least you don’t want to be a helicopter, because then you’re very nature would being try to keep you down. Sometimes catastrophically so in a split second.
May 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
At least you don’t want to be a helicopter, because then you’re very nature would being try to keep you down. Sometimes catastrophically so in a split second.
No one expects Florida’s second string QB
a group of men in red robes are standing next to each other with the words diabolical laughter written on the bottom .
ALT: a group of men in red robes are standing next to each other with the words diabolical laughter written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
No one expects Florida’s second string QB
With hindsight I feel like most folks were all a little harsh about the Aztec at the time knowing now how much lower the floor could be
April 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
With hindsight I feel like most folks were all a little harsh about the Aztec at the time knowing now how much lower the floor could be
Tbh that may have been as much Ted Cruz as us
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Tbh that may have been as much Ted Cruz as us
It is this team’s ethos
April 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It is this team’s ethos
Evangelicalism is wild. It was belief was all that mattered when I was growing up in it. Particularly in the white Jesus that loved the rich more than the poor (unless they were they good kind).
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Evangelicalism is wild. It was belief was all that mattered when I was growing up in it. Particularly in the white Jesus that loved the rich more than the poor (unless they were they good kind).
Some of y’all don’t listen to behind the bastards and it shows
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Some of y’all don’t listen to behind the bastards and it shows