My answer might have feds knocking on my door… ahhh fuck it “I hope you die today, preferably choking on Bubba’s fat cock.”

Zero class, low energy, what a pathetic loser.

I’m in… not by choice. Under the Trump economic policies I can’t afford to go out to eat, shop or even keep my cable turned on.

So yeah, I’m in. You will find me eating Top Ramen, reading a book, while wearing an extra sweater to stay warm.

I think he thinks that is how fish talk…
dog says “ruff”
cat says “meow”
fish says “pshh”

So cringy, I felt embarrassed for her. I imagine she must of practiced in front of her mirror for days preparing those zingers. Sadly, no one told her prop comedy went out of fashion years ago.

A Big Beautiful Bill

I can’t wait to see the photo of Donald Trump blowing Big Beautiful Bill Clinton.

Just mention Big Beautiful Bill Clinton to see Donny shoot his wad and need a nap before he can attack Venezuela.

I now realize what he means about a “Big Beautiful Bill”.

I honk, making direct eye contact, flipping Cybertruck owners the bird in traffic. When I have the opportunity to tell them to their face in a parking lot I call them bootlicking trash. In a capitalist society we must make the Tesla consumer experience suck so they make better future purchases.

The Democratic Party knows our only option is the MAGA Party and fuck us over at every opportunity. American government has dissolved and now is the time for the Democratic Party to be overhauled.