David Albertsons
@jakalope.bsky.social
they named the grocery store after me
Bring back that sound alert for good luck
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bring back that sound alert for good luck
git client, clit giant
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
git client, clit giant
Finger wagging and going "nuh-uh-uh"
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Finger wagging and going "nuh-uh-uh"
No spoilers please haven't got to it yet
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
No spoilers please haven't got to it yet
Please, Charles semen was his father- call him Chucky Cum
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Please, Charles semen was his father- call him Chucky Cum
plus it totally ripped off a movie I made about singing cookies
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
plus it totally ripped off a movie I made about singing cookies
Do you have no fucking shame? When you look in the mirror are you not repulsed by what is behind your eyes?
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do you have no fucking shame? When you look in the mirror are you not repulsed by what is behind your eyes?
It is not everyone else's fault that you can't figure out the difference between Zionist and Jewish you stupid sack of shit
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It is not everyone else's fault that you can't figure out the difference between Zionist and Jewish you stupid sack of shit
Didn't you hear what happened to him?
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Didn't you hear what happened to him?
Basically every conservative's primary policy objective is "Saturday night live should think I'm cool" and there isn't a law that can make that happen
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Basically every conservative's primary policy objective is "Saturday night live should think I'm cool" and there isn't a law that can make that happen
Giving Sam (2015) 5 Stars, then watching OBAA on a TV and then posting this.. gonna have to tap the sign.
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Giving Sam (2015) 5 Stars, then watching OBAA on a TV and then posting this.. gonna have to tap the sign.
I also agree that it's a national security risk that the president fucks kids, I think Mike J. And I just have a few different ideas on how to handle it
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I also agree that it's a national security risk that the president fucks kids, I think Mike J. And I just have a few different ideas on how to handle it
Ken, do you hate being right all the time?
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Ken, do you hate being right all the time?
what did it smell like
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
what did it smell like
This already exists you're just not looking hard enough
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This already exists you're just not looking hard enough
Reposted by David Albertsons
ask him to draw a picture of how he wouldbhave sex with the griaffe
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
ask him to draw a picture of how he wouldbhave sex with the griaffe
you are an insane person
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
you are an insane person