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Jaimie's Erotica
@jaimieserotica.bsky.social
English erotica writer and blogger. I'm a femme bi woman and enthusiastic taker of 'boudoir selfies'.
I'd love to see you round at mine: www.jaimieserotica.com
It looks a lot like a Telefunken U47. I love this album. My dad introduced me to it which is probably all kinds of wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
A great overview, thank you. I know this is something I need to be much better at - I'm still learning the craft, but that's no excuse. Most of my stuff is clearly consensual, although I have recently strayed into more taboo areas. Also, I didn't realise that content notes were beneficial for SEO!
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm still dreaming of getting that meeting. Go you! 🥂
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Make sure the sharks have got a frickin' lazer on their heads!
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One of the best pop videos ever - back when they had stories (and before they just became a load of rappers and ho's pratting about around swimming pools)
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Born 5 years after this was released, but it's one of my all time favourites. Stone-cold classic 👌
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm thinking that a 20 year old gymnast with a 12-inch cock would probably have a natural advantage?
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Thank you, Jim! I'm so glad you liked it. Jx
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Damn. I think you might be right. Excuse me while I go and sob into my pillow.
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This. Always this. I imagine it's like flying a plane. Getting it into the air is exhilarating. Wrestling the thing safely back to the ground is the tricky bit.
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No one that loves music should use Spotify. I can't believe that still needs to be said.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Why let common sense get in the way of dogwhistle politics though?
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Emily Darlington had nothing to do with the production of this, and I doubt she even knows what Bluesky is. Even the monologue at the end sounds like it's a low-rent text-to-speech app. On the upside, I enjoyed the 'Charley Says' clip. 70s public infomercials for the win!
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Thanks for the heads-up. I opened an X account when I had my old site because I thought I ought to, and posted once! I've been trying to have a purge of old accounts, and forgot I had that one. Much obliged, kind sir. Off to give the zombies some shit now. See you around. Jx
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You've lost me, I'm afraid. I've got this, Mastodon, Tumblr (when I can be bothered) and my own site, but thanks for the interest. Going to do a bit of gaming now before bed. Somebody's gotta show the zombies who's boss. Jx
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Well, about time! Feel free to leave an adoring comment. x
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
'Lightly' being the operative word here. A burst eardrum will not get you into her knickers...🙃
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm blushing. 🥰 Thank you again, and have a great weekend. Jx
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM