I took my dog on an early morning walk before work so he would handle his business. Our back yard is a mud pit due to rain.
He decided to go on said walk and pee everywhere but waited until we were home to shit on my Star Wars rug.
He is now resting from such strenuous activity.

It’s crazy how much happier the entire household is now that we have our boy home with us.
His Dogmother got him on the same sauce as his grandpa so they can twin.
Kobe 💜💛

I saw a trash can fly into a parked car, my neighbors palm trees as swaying precariously, and dozens of homes and acres of nature are in danger.

It was really nice to get away from it for a second and get to be a kid yelling “if ya smelllllllll what the rock, is cooking.”

My niece got a hamster for her birthday, and I walked in prepared to toss him if he bit me. But now? I’m totally obsessed! I built him a cardboard maze, curated his diet, and even contemplated the fallout of swapping him with another hamster to bring him home as my emotional support pet.

Happy Holidays Homies.
The East Coast and I have made up.

I’m not over the fact that I got to see USC play UCONN. Def one of the most entertaining games I’ve seen live.

My dad was on his John Cena bullshit at dinner this weekend.
After all these years I’m still ordering fries and mashed potatoes.

When the Dodgers are playing in the World Series but you have to capo for Angel City, you activate RALLY Banana Jaimie.

How I’m pulling up to Thanksgiving dinner after my mom said I didn’t have to hold my tongue.

I don’t miss sitting in traffic on my way home from the office. But I do miss the space to display all my dumb toys.