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Jailin Hertz
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XTwit refugee here to amplify the absurdity of the alternate reality hellhole. Oh yeah, I’m also happy to follow back like minds.
The Trump decor package - available at Hobby Lobby.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Say it with me now, “Russia, Russia, Russia.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It took a full 40 days to scrub the pedo files and now the deciding vote for their release can be sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Buh bye Chucky Cheeser & Friends.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Trump’s biggest daily strain happens while sitting on his golden toilet.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
‘Blue-ing’ 😆
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The no plan plan that was years in the making.
the joker says " do i really look like a guy with a plan ? "
Alt: the joker says " do i really look like a guy with a plan ? "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Both are terminally ill.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Target is doubling down on its own demise!
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I guess that means death panels won’t be needed!
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The takeaway: don’t be poor or sick or old in America!
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Future ‘you are here’ sign outside the Oval.
a yellow mcdonald 's logo with a brown border
Alt: a yellow mcdonald 's logo with a brown border
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Momma was right - Foosball is the DEVIL!
a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you gonna lose '' written above her .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you gonna lose '' written above her .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
To start, here’s a 19-word Trump thought bubble: “Gawdam this f*cker just fainted in my Oval Office and everybody is paying attention to him instead of ME.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dems in the senate - grow a spine and oust this absolute do-nothing from his minority leadership position. What a joke.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Chazz would be proud of JD’s speed mourning skills!
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two women in black dresses at a funeral .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two women in black dresses at a funeral .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Don’t get lost in the facts. Stay high on the lies!
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I feel like a man without a country. There is zero humanity and humility and happiness in Trump’s America. The fact that so many have bought into this dark vision is soul crushing.
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This will ignite the MAGA rage kiln!
an oven that is on fire with the word ovenbreak written below it
Alt: an oven that is on fire with the word ovenbreak written below it
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Markers of the Cro-MAGA Man subspecies:

1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The Dumbest Timeline: The Kardashian Chronicles never fails to disappoint.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The immediate question goes beyond whether he’d launch a nuke in a war with another country, but also whether he would launch one against a blue US state or city that he hates. There’s no such thing as unimaginable in our current timeline.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The dude should retire from politics now and ink a branding deal to become the permanent king of burgers.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM