Jailin Hertz
@jailinhertz.net
XTwit refugee here to amplify the absurdity of the alternate reality hellhole. Oh yeah, I’m also happy to follow back like minds.
The Trump decor package - available at Hobby Lobby.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Trump decor package - available at Hobby Lobby.
Say it with me now, “Russia, Russia, Russia.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Say it with me now, “Russia, Russia, Russia.”
It took a full 40 days to scrub the pedo files and now the deciding vote for their release can be sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It took a full 40 days to scrub the pedo files and now the deciding vote for their release can be sworn in.
Buh bye Chucky Cheeser & Friends.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Buh bye Chucky Cheeser & Friends.
Trump’s biggest daily strain happens while sitting on his golden toilet.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trump’s biggest daily strain happens while sitting on his golden toilet.
The no plan plan that was years in the making.
the joker says " do i really look like a guy with a plan ? "
Alt: the joker says " do i really look like a guy with a plan ? "
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The no plan plan that was years in the making.
Both are terminally ill.
November 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Both are terminally ill.
Target is doubling down on its own demise!
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Target is doubling down on its own demise!
I guess that means death panels won’t be needed!
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I guess that means death panels won’t be needed!
The takeaway: don’t be poor or sick or old in America!
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The takeaway: don’t be poor or sick or old in America!
Future ‘you are here’ sign outside the Oval.
a yellow mcdonald 's logo with a brown border
Alt: a yellow mcdonald 's logo with a brown border
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Future ‘you are here’ sign outside the Oval.
Momma was right - Foosball is the DEVIL!
a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you gonna lose '' written above her .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face with the words `` you gonna lose '' written above her .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Momma was right - Foosball is the DEVIL!
To start, here’s a 19-word Trump thought bubble: “Gawdam this f*cker just fainted in my Oval Office and everybody is paying attention to him instead of ME.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
To start, here’s a 19-word Trump thought bubble: “Gawdam this f*cker just fainted in my Oval Office and everybody is paying attention to him instead of ME.”
Dems in the senate - grow a spine and oust this absolute do-nothing from his minority leadership position. What a joke.
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Dems in the senate - grow a spine and oust this absolute do-nothing from his minority leadership position. What a joke.
Chazz would be proud of JD’s speed mourning skills!
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two women in black dresses at a funeral .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to two women in black dresses at a funeral .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Chazz would be proud of JD’s speed mourning skills!
Don’t get lost in the facts. Stay high on the lies!
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t get lost in the facts. Stay high on the lies!
I feel like a man without a country. There is zero humanity and humility and happiness in Trump’s America. The fact that so many have bought into this dark vision is soul crushing.
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel like a man without a country. There is zero humanity and humility and happiness in Trump’s America. The fact that so many have bought into this dark vision is soul crushing.
This will ignite the MAGA rage kiln!
an oven that is on fire with the word ovenbreak written below it
Alt: an oven that is on fire with the word ovenbreak written below it
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This will ignite the MAGA rage kiln!
Markers of the Cro-MAGA Man subspecies:
1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass
1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Markers of the Cro-MAGA Man subspecies:
1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass
1. Giant-ass red hat covering 2
2. Giant-ass dome
3. Giant-ass Trump shirt
4. Giant-ass truck
5. Giant-ass Trump flag for 4
6. Giant-ass garage for 4/5
7. Giant-ass chip on shoulder
8. Giant-ass fright of others
9. Giant-ass Trump humper
10. Giant ass
The Dumbest Timeline: The Kardashian Chronicles never fails to disappoint.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The Dumbest Timeline: The Kardashian Chronicles never fails to disappoint.
The immediate question goes beyond whether he’d launch a nuke in a war with another country, but also whether he would launch one against a blue US state or city that he hates. There’s no such thing as unimaginable in our current timeline.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The immediate question goes beyond whether he’d launch a nuke in a war with another country, but also whether he would launch one against a blue US state or city that he hates. There’s no such thing as unimaginable in our current timeline.
The dude should retire from politics now and ink a branding deal to become the permanent king of burgers.
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The dude should retire from politics now and ink a branding deal to become the permanent king of burgers.