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Residence is “Inverness”; any guesses on birthplace?
July 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Residence is “Inverness”; any guesses on birthplace?
I’m getting a tattoo on the back of my hand that says:
Phone
Keys
Glasses
Charger
Headphones
Bank Card
Phone
Keys
Glasses
Charger
Headphones
Bank Card
May 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m getting a tattoo on the back of my hand that says:
Phone
Keys
Glasses
Charger
Headphones
Bank Card
Phone
Keys
Glasses
Charger
Headphones
Bank Card
Reposted
The OG
Megan LeForte
2023
Megan LeForte
2023
May 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The OG
Megan LeForte
2023
Megan LeForte
2023
My SIL in Alberta is dunking on us hard and I’m gonna have to go in
April 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My SIL in Alberta is dunking on us hard and I’m gonna have to go in
A special toe stubbing for people (new neighbour) who say “there’s nothing to be shy about” when I tell them I’m a shy person (and that’s why I haven’t darkened your door). Like, I’m not out here with reasons why, I just am, and that is definitely not helpingggg
March 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A special toe stubbing for people (new neighbour) who say “there’s nothing to be shy about” when I tell them I’m a shy person (and that’s why I haven’t darkened your door). Like, I’m not out here with reasons why, I just am, and that is definitely not helpingggg
I think I just sneezed my soul out of my eyeballs
February 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think I just sneezed my soul out of my eyeballs
The day has come to name my sourdough starter. I have narrowed the field to:
Yeastus Crust
Brad (not quite bread)
Sour Doug
Toastoyevsky
Lazarus
Yeastus Crust
Brad (not quite bread)
Sour Doug
Toastoyevsky
Lazarus
February 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The day has come to name my sourdough starter. I have narrowed the field to:
Yeastus Crust
Brad (not quite bread)
Sour Doug
Toastoyevsky
Lazarus
Yeastus Crust
Brad (not quite bread)
Sour Doug
Toastoyevsky
Lazarus
I am usually so careful about this kind of thing. Ugh. Way to go, MEGAN.
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am usually so careful about this kind of thing. Ugh. Way to go, MEGAN.
When you special order beautiful fabric to recover your dining room chairs and then you get stupid and cut it incorrectly and now you don’t have enough fabriiiiiiic 😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When you special order beautiful fabric to recover your dining room chairs and then you get stupid and cut it incorrectly and now you don’t have enough fabriiiiiiic 😭😭😭
“I’ll just trip over boxes and move shit from one side to the other while my shelving remains bare.” - Me
January 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“I’ll just trip over boxes and move shit from one side to the other while my shelving remains bare.” - Me
When we moved here I promised myself I would take the time to set up my studio properly instead of firing all my stuff in the space and start working in the most frustrating and inefficient way possible. Yeah anyway..
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
When we moved here I promised myself I would take the time to set up my studio properly instead of firing all my stuff in the space and start working in the most frustrating and inefficient way possible. Yeah anyway..
Just when you thought you had vanquished your enemies and then they return to you made of Lego
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just when you thought you had vanquished your enemies and then they return to you made of Lego
B’ys, our healthcare system is on its fucking knees. News to me my family Dr. left her practice in November, I can’t see her replacement until Feb 13. I could write a sitcom about me trying to get *one* prescription filled. It’s not even a controlled substance for crying OUT LOUD.
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
B’ys, our healthcare system is on its fucking knees. News to me my family Dr. left her practice in November, I can’t see her replacement until Feb 13. I could write a sitcom about me trying to get *one* prescription filled. It’s not even a controlled substance for crying OUT LOUD.
Is it just me, or is this the longest ass December to ever happen? Give me January, give me routine.
December 30, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Is it just me, or is this the longest ass December to ever happen? Give me January, give me routine.
What the back of my hair looks like is none of my business.
December 25, 2024 at 4:49 PM
What the back of my hair looks like is none of my business.
The next person who asks me if I’m ready for Christmas is getting pelted with coal.
December 19, 2024 at 2:08 PM
The next person who asks me if I’m ready for Christmas is getting pelted with coal.
We are on our way to do the final walk through of our new house (final boss). Hear me when I tell you how excited I am to be moving to the woods.
December 12, 2024 at 12:40 PM
We are on our way to do the final walk through of our new house (final boss). Hear me when I tell you how excited I am to be moving to the woods.
Low key thinking about getting some chickens. If you have ever kept chickens, please feel free to talk me into or out of that.
December 8, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Low key thinking about getting some chickens. If you have ever kept chickens, please feel free to talk me into or out of that.
I am 41 today. I just love my birthday gift from Martin 🥹
December 7, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I am 41 today. I just love my birthday gift from Martin 🥹
As a Sagittarius, this mercury retrograde in Sagittarius is pissing me off LARGE.
December 6, 2024 at 5:55 PM
As a Sagittarius, this mercury retrograde in Sagittarius is pissing me off LARGE.
What have I done now?
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
What have I done now?