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moonshine of the jail variety
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i have a dan and phil compilation channel and that's pretty much all you need to know about me
🏳️‍🌈 / lexi / 26 / 🏳️‍⚧️
Joke Rowling is a fucking coward who only ever had one piece of media succeed in her career and this absolute loser is attempting to retain her relevance through a shitty kids book. Fuck. JK Rowling.
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
HI HELLO THE NOVEL??? IT'S HERE!! AVAILABLE TO READ NOW!! IT'S A LESBIAN ROMANCE BOOK FOR FREE!! LEMME KNOW IF U WANT IT AND I'LL SEND ITTT
oh so since we're all online, would anyone be interested in beta/arc reading my novels 👀
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ok so real talk I'm up to 6 novels and I need to lock in should I livesky about it for motivation would y'all wanna hear about my progress (also I'm posting a new video tomorrow I promise)
December 8, 2024 at 6:21 AM
hmmm I just got my computer set up, what kind of compilation should I make before I head to Alberta for a week? 🧡
November 28, 2024 at 4:42 PM
have y'all seen the tumblr drama I feel like it's been a while since we've had some good discourse
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
we're gonna find out
how long can you be in love with your best friend before the entire world notices
November 25, 2024 at 5:02 PM
something about a 10ft skeleton with a Santa Claus hat?? 💀🎅🥰

www.instagram.com/skellythe10f...
November 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
should I make a part 2 of this video cuz I can't make it more than 30 seconds into a video without Phil saying something absurd
November 22, 2024 at 5:12 PM
it's #phanniefriday again already??? gawd DAYM time flies when you're having fun anyway hi phannies good morning I'm probably gonna play a metric fuck ton of sims today, how bout yall??

enjoy my cat who is THRIVING with all this space to cause mayhem
November 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
im almost scared to do this

4 albums to introduce myself! ✨
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
hi friends I've been moving but I'm settled and I'm in and I'm ready to get wild (I'm making a Santa Claus hat for the 10ft skeleton in my front yard do y'all wanna see it)
November 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE
November 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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who here is a gay with something to say?? 👀
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
you know what's funny is I just realized how a few months ago and now I've forgotten again
how did you discover dnp?
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 AM
2011 good god
when did you become a phannie?
November 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
omg bloomfs!! my first compilation video on bluesky!! enjoy!!

youtu.be/Z3wPnd_jq4g?...
i'm sorry, phil lester said what now
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November 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Phil’s reaction gets funnier every time I watch it
November 16, 2024 at 10:42 AM
he really did go away 😭😭
it’s been 84 years…..
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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“you attract what you fear” aaaaah danandphilgames upload i’m so afraid helppp 😭😭😭😱😱😰😰😰🙀
November 15, 2024 at 6:35 PM
hey bloomfs can anyone think of their favourite moments where Phil Lester has said something completely unhinged, either accidentally or on purpose
November 15, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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get philip amazingphil lester on taskmaster!!!
we need to get amazingphil on a reality tv show/game show
November 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM
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rebleet if you love dan and phil!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+
two men are dancing in a living room with their arms in the air
ALT: two men are dancing in a living room with their arms in the air
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November 14, 2024 at 12:55 PM
speaking of #phanniefriday, we fuck with some phart round these parts??
November 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM