J2theA
@jaikman.bsky.social
Collector of oddities, filler of pockets, baker of sweets. I am the cheese.
April Fool! *strangled cry
April 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
April Fool! *strangled cry
Life is…not great right now. But if you have friends who bake scones like this, life finds a way.
March 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Life is…not great right now. But if you have friends who bake scones like this, life finds a way.
If, like me, you stepped away for a day and are wondering…things are still bonkers.
“Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights” NYT
“Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights” NYT
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If, like me, you stepped away for a day and are wondering…things are still bonkers.
“Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights” NYT
“Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights” NYT
I hate daylight savings time. Sleep is not easy in the other times.
March 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I hate daylight savings time. Sleep is not easy in the other times.
3 years of dog walks and I’m amazed I haven’t come across a dead body…
March 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
3 years of dog walks and I’m amazed I haven’t come across a dead body…
Holy trinity of anti-DILFS
March 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Holy trinity of anti-DILFS
Front porch still life.
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Front porch still life.
First photo here. It’s dark and not the best. Like my mood this morning.
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
First photo here. It’s dark and not the best. Like my mood this morning.
Day 4 of this miserable illness. My search history gets weirder. Coughing fits hurt my body, annoy the cat & frighten the dog. I’d like to be done now, please.
February 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Day 4 of this miserable illness. My search history gets weirder. Coughing fits hurt my body, annoy the cat & frighten the dog. I’d like to be done now, please.
Laid out with the nastiest respiratory thing listening to The Children of Jocasta by @nataliehaynes.bsky.social has led to some intense fever dreams and a self-diagnosis of “the reckoning”.
February 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Laid out with the nastiest respiratory thing listening to The Children of Jocasta by @nataliehaynes.bsky.social has led to some intense fever dreams and a self-diagnosis of “the reckoning”.
Just deleted ~30 similar accidental old person videos.
I’ve been a content creator for over 20 years—a community manager, UGC curator, site editor, blogger etc & so on. I made cool things when things were just getting cool. And yet, here we are.
I’ve been a content creator for over 20 years—a community manager, UGC curator, site editor, blogger etc & so on. I made cool things when things were just getting cool. And yet, here we are.
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just deleted ~30 similar accidental old person videos.
I’ve been a content creator for over 20 years—a community manager, UGC curator, site editor, blogger etc & so on. I made cool things when things were just getting cool. And yet, here we are.
I’ve been a content creator for over 20 years—a community manager, UGC curator, site editor, blogger etc & so on. I made cool things when things were just getting cool. And yet, here we are.
Looking for a subversive way to stick it to the baddies? This Saturday, I’ll be freezing my Canadian-grown tits off for a few safe & gamefied hours. My goal: Raise $$$ for the people in my community who struggle for real. shiver.w-ith.me/jenniferaikman ⚖️🇨🇦❄️
February 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Looking for a subversive way to stick it to the baddies? This Saturday, I’ll be freezing my Canadian-grown tits off for a few safe & gamefied hours. My goal: Raise $$$ for the people in my community who struggle for real. shiver.w-ith.me/jenniferaikman ⚖️🇨🇦❄️
No, we’re not moving/just moved in. #showmeyourshelves
February 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
No, we’re not moving/just moved in. #showmeyourshelves
Had the pleasurable pleasure of attending an opening for this doc. It’s sweet & smart & brimming with queer joy. Bonus: it’s going to piss off the worst people. animalpride.ca #natureisgayAF
February 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Had the pleasurable pleasure of attending an opening for this doc. It’s sweet & smart & brimming with queer joy. Bonus: it’s going to piss off the worst people. animalpride.ca #natureisgayAF
Keeping it a little too on the nose
February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Keeping it a little too on the nose
Also, here’s a terrifying photo of my very sweet doggo.
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Also, here’s a terrifying photo of my very sweet doggo.
I’ve been upset about this NYT one pot creamy chicken & noodles monstrosity for a week. Everything about it, from the creamy name to how it looks like a tanned lady bubble bath grosses me out. And yet…can 1169 NYT subscribers be wrong?
February 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’ve been upset about this NYT one pot creamy chicken & noodles monstrosity for a week. Everything about it, from the creamy name to how it looks like a tanned lady bubble bath grosses me out. And yet…can 1169 NYT subscribers be wrong?
Valentine made by my then 8-year-old for classmates. Also, *not a scratch & sniff sticker
February 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Valentine made by my then 8-year-old for classmates. Also, *not a scratch & sniff sticker
Woke up to the voice of the dinktator weighing in on paper straws & sharks followed by a report on decades-long boil water advisories in indigenous communities across Canada. So, here’s a photo of my window.
February 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Woke up to the voice of the dinktator weighing in on paper straws & sharks followed by a report on decades-long boil water advisories in indigenous communities across Canada. So, here’s a photo of my window.
The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes.
February 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes.