Dove CEO: You get that new line of 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner ready?
VP of Hair: Sure did boss, with caffeine and menthol just like you asked.
CEO: what

We have an arrangement. He guards me while i eat breakfast.

In return he gets paid in milk.

I have tried to explain to the Tortie that this is an existing arrangement and he's very protective of his Milk Guardian privileges.

Inspired by Professor Jed Duff who describes himself as a “pracademic” (pragmatic academic), talking about his “non-framework” for getting evidence into practice. #ISRW24 Implementation Science in the Real World, Brisbane!

continues being hilarious that they have memory holed their own VP nominee

Europeans you can use the empty queue, silly FCKers, stand inline, listen to screaming children for an hour and show your FCKing blue passport with your British FCKing symbol on it. FCKing idiots!

Republicans are much more likely to say they are “extremely proud” to be American than independents or Democrats. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

In the (free to read) newsletter, new data on how people compare the candidates outside the lens of politics. s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

🚨Rainbow over Capitol!

I think about Ashley Biden’s story of her dad coming home just to have cake with her on her birthday abc then think that no Republican would ever think of doing that and right there is the critical difference in visions of the country’s future

Excruciating interaction between JD Vance and this bakery worker in Valdosta, Georgia, just trying to do her job. She asks not to be on camera (which he respects), then he says, "I'm JD Vance. I'm running for vice president this year" to which she replies, devastatingly, "OK"

The grocery-store gang

Liz Warren!! Let's here about some mommas and some babies!!

Too😻😻