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i make computers do funny things

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🏳️‍⚧️it/she
i don’t rescue kernel. i don’t recovery partition. i don’t edit kernel cmdline in grub. i chroot from a live tab, and if that doesn’t fix it, i reinstall.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
going to vcf midwest
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i miss the old sony
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
cuckstoel cta
August 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
CAN I GET AN AMEN
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
aww hell nah who started the boss battle
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
July 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
thank fuck
June 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
just got to canada gotta study up on this shit
June 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if you told me 5 years ago that i'd be running microsoft software on linux i would not have believed you
May 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
thank you to @june.fish for the snacks so i can continue my antics
May 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oxford comma supremacy
May 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
NEVER KILL YOURSELF
May 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my only commentary on the new disney park is reposting this
May 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
days like today are when i’m the happiest to be minnesotan
May 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
argon one v5 makes a good mini stroopwafel heater
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i think this may be the funniest email interaction i've ever had
April 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if you're wondering why ultramarine wsl isn't available yet it's because microsoft thinks it doesn't contain ultramarine
April 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
2010 mac pro makes a good stroopwafel heater
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when you're a massive nerd but still wanna be a "cool kid"
March 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
bless my beautiful tranny life
March 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
got something very special
March 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM