Him: “wow, you are so wet.”
Me: “Thanks, it’s venom.”

Imagine your song becoming a big hit and then 20 years later it’s in an eczema commercial. #sellout

I’m all about getting it and doing your business but not this 80 year old grandma rubbing herself out like she a DJ scratching a record at the 24 hour fitness showers. #24hourfitnessingpussy

Live action video of me if I was ever asked to be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned. #sailormoon #mychemicalromance #theblackparade
youtu.be/JYjDxZ_ct1o?...

Calling my 50 year old straight cis white male boss “guurrrlll” is my super power. “Sorry gurl, you can’t write me up.” *hair-flip*
#accordingtothenewlaw #thereisonlyonegender
#female #women #ladies #whoruntheworldgirls

Do you ever get the womanly urge to turn into the comedian from Watchmen or is it just me?
#damnifeellikeawoman #theamericandream #thewatchmen #satire #Comedy #funny