Jagger May
@jagsays.bsky.social
Professional Nerd. Draft Yapper.
Host of Unbinged and The Footballguys Dynasty Show.
Host of Unbinged and The Footballguys Dynasty Show.
Bought a Naruto-themed weight belt and you best believe everybody is gonna know about it.
May 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bought a Naruto-themed weight belt and you best believe everybody is gonna know about it.
An Old Man’s Locker room priorities:
1. Politics
2. Sports Talk
3. Grooming Body Hair
4. Complaining about kids these days
5. The weather
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20. Covering their junk
1. Politics
2. Sports Talk
3. Grooming Body Hair
4. Complaining about kids these days
5. The weather
.
.
.
20. Covering their junk
April 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
An Old Man’s Locker room priorities:
1. Politics
2. Sports Talk
3. Grooming Body Hair
4. Complaining about kids these days
5. The weather
.
.
.
20. Covering their junk
1. Politics
2. Sports Talk
3. Grooming Body Hair
4. Complaining about kids these days
5. The weather
.
.
.
20. Covering their junk
Now I’m gonna disappear forever
April 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Now I’m gonna disappear forever
Last regularly scheduled Big Board before offseason!
Lots of helmet scouting and box score watching so I took the time to address the most reductive generalizations.
- You're too low on Harold Fannin Jr.
- Don't Avoid QB
- WR isn't "Weak"
- Manage your RB expectations
Lots of helmet scouting and box score watching so I took the time to address the most reductive generalizations.
- You're too low on Harold Fannin Jr.
- Don't Avoid QB
- WR isn't "Weak"
- Manage your RB expectations
January 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Last regularly scheduled Big Board before offseason!
Lots of helmet scouting and box score watching so I took the time to address the most reductive generalizations.
- You're too low on Harold Fannin Jr.
- Don't Avoid QB
- WR isn't "Weak"
- Manage your RB expectations
Lots of helmet scouting and box score watching so I took the time to address the most reductive generalizations.
- You're too low on Harold Fannin Jr.
- Don't Avoid QB
- WR isn't "Weak"
- Manage your RB expectations
🚨FULL BIG BOARD & MOCK DRAFT🚨
- QB sure is shallow
- 0 reason your team should miss out on defense
- I may have sent Ashton Jeanty to the shadow realm
- We play "Are they an OT or IOL" (spoiler: I don't care)
Happy CFB Playoffs Day and Good Hatin' to you all 🫡
www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
- QB sure is shallow
- 0 reason your team should miss out on defense
- I may have sent Ashton Jeanty to the shadow realm
- We play "Are they an OT or IOL" (spoiler: I don't care)
Happy CFB Playoffs Day and Good Hatin' to you all 🫡
www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
December 20, 2024 at 6:28 PM
🚨FULL BIG BOARD & MOCK DRAFT🚨
- QB sure is shallow
- 0 reason your team should miss out on defense
- I may have sent Ashton Jeanty to the shadow realm
- We play "Are they an OT or IOL" (spoiler: I don't care)
Happy CFB Playoffs Day and Good Hatin' to you all 🫡
www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
- QB sure is shallow
- 0 reason your team should miss out on defense
- I may have sent Ashton Jeanty to the shadow realm
- We play "Are they an OT or IOL" (spoiler: I don't care)
Happy CFB Playoffs Day and Good Hatin' to you all 🫡
www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
Yearly reminder that The Polar Express is incredibly boring, the animation is horrifying, and Tom Hanks isn’t enough to justify subjecting your kids to it.
This film sucks.
This film sucks.
December 17, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Yearly reminder that The Polar Express is incredibly boring, the animation is horrifying, and Tom Hanks isn’t enough to justify subjecting your kids to it.
This film sucks.
This film sucks.
POV: You just watched me adjust a fantasy lineup that faced Josh Jacobs on TNF.
December 8, 2024 at 3:57 PM
POV: You just watched me adjust a fantasy lineup that faced Josh Jacobs on TNF.
I love rookie scouting because I can spend hours on film and reports and then it’s:
“This is rage bait. Ain’t no way a unanimous Big10 1st-team All American is ranked higher than my guy. I haven’t watched them on a Big Noon game ONCE. Wait till I tag Brugler”
“This is rage bait. Ain’t no way a unanimous Big10 1st-team All American is ranked higher than my guy. I haven’t watched them on a Big Noon game ONCE. Wait till I tag Brugler”
December 6, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I love rookie scouting because I can spend hours on film and reports and then it’s:
“This is rage bait. Ain’t no way a unanimous Big10 1st-team All American is ranked higher than my guy. I haven’t watched them on a Big Noon game ONCE. Wait till I tag Brugler”
“This is rage bait. Ain’t no way a unanimous Big10 1st-team All American is ranked higher than my guy. I haven’t watched them on a Big Noon game ONCE. Wait till I tag Brugler”
Latest Big Board Article for @footballguys.com
🚨 Fresh full Big Board Coming Soon.
📉 QBs just aren't strong
🚨 Need more Kurtis Rourke tape, but meh so far
✍️: www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
🚨 Fresh full Big Board Coming Soon.
📉 QBs just aren't strong
🚨 Need more Kurtis Rourke tape, but meh so far
✍️: www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
December 5, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Latest Big Board Article for @footballguys.com
🚨 Fresh full Big Board Coming Soon.
📉 QBs just aren't strong
🚨 Need more Kurtis Rourke tape, but meh so far
✍️: www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
🚨 Fresh full Big Board Coming Soon.
📉 QBs just aren't strong
🚨 Need more Kurtis Rourke tape, but meh so far
✍️: www.footballguys.com/article/2024...
Me listening to my Spotify Wrapped playlist wondering what genius DJ put together so many absolute bangers.
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Me listening to my Spotify Wrapped playlist wondering what genius DJ put together so many absolute bangers.
Can’t wait for a dude in his late 30s to make an hour long video essay called “Is Neel from Skeleton Crew Actually a Sith Lord?”
December 3, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Can’t wait for a dude in his late 30s to make an hour long video essay called “Is Neel from Skeleton Crew Actually a Sith Lord?”
I commission leagues with few bylaws and an Iron Fist.
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I commission leagues with few bylaws and an Iron Fist.
This is how I leave your house after taking two tupperwares of leftovers and half a pie on the way out.
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 AM
This is how I leave your house after taking two tupperwares of leftovers and half a pie on the way out.
My guy. We just became friends
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My guy. We just became friends
Arcane isn't even the best animated show on Netflix
November 26, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Arcane isn't even the best animated show on Netflix
With Agatha, Arcane, and now Wicked, the gays are eating good right now while still feeding the rest of us quality content and I’m here for it.
November 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
With Agatha, Arcane, and now Wicked, the gays are eating good right now while still feeding the rest of us quality content and I’m here for it.
“I roster D’Andre Swift in four leagues and have never been happier”
November 25, 2024 at 5:54 PM
“I roster D’Andre Swift in four leagues and have never been happier”
I don’t need another Watchmen adaptation but I’m viewing Watchmen: Chapter 1 since it dropped nonetheless.
November 24, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I don’t need another Watchmen adaptation but I’m viewing Watchmen: Chapter 1 since it dropped nonetheless.
Nobody:
The Giants to Daniel Jones:
The Giants to Daniel Jones:
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Nobody:
The Giants to Daniel Jones:
The Giants to Daniel Jones:
My work style in four images
November 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM
My work style in four images
🚨Fresh SF Big Board🚨
- TE Week so major updates and Film Grades in article
- New Dynasty Show talking 4 TEs with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social in article
- Will have a fresh FULL Board next Week
- Scouting notes for LBs/Edge soon.
✍️: footballguys.com/article/2024-dynasty-football-big-board-week12
- TE Week so major updates and Film Grades in article
- New Dynasty Show talking 4 TEs with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social in article
- Will have a fresh FULL Board next Week
- Scouting notes for LBs/Edge soon.
✍️: footballguys.com/article/2024-dynasty-football-big-board-week12
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
🚨Fresh SF Big Board🚨
- TE Week so major updates and Film Grades in article
- New Dynasty Show talking 4 TEs with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social in article
- Will have a fresh FULL Board next Week
- Scouting notes for LBs/Edge soon.
✍️: footballguys.com/article/2024-dynasty-football-big-board-week12
- TE Week so major updates and Film Grades in article
- New Dynasty Show talking 4 TEs with @4whomjbelltolls.bsky.social in article
- Will have a fresh FULL Board next Week
- Scouting notes for LBs/Edge soon.
✍️: footballguys.com/article/2024-dynasty-football-big-board-week12
I’m hurtin’ Dame, I’m hurtin!
November 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I’m hurtin’ Dame, I’m hurtin!
I'm forced to feed my family (mainly me) thin bacon and you think that's funny?
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I'm forced to feed my family (mainly me) thin bacon and you think that's funny?
Not to be dramatic but I accidentally bought thin sliced bacon
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Not to be dramatic but I accidentally bought thin sliced bacon