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Mario
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November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do do, do do do do!
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Better a yellow dwarf than a white dwarf, tho! Amirite?
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Not these things directly, but maybe you've heard of Gorilla Glass? It's why the glass on your phone is so tough now; they've figured out how to do something similar.
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
But isn't "I want never to see you again" even better, grammatically, since the object is "never want to see you again"? And, hey! it doesn't split the infinitive!
But, actually, I think putting "never" after "I" serves to emphasize it and makes a stronger point, especially when spoken emphatically.
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well down his way on the evolutionary path to hedgehog.
July 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just in case you didn't hear them, my dogs heartily agreed with Mac's opinion when they heard it (from Phoenix).
June 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That's ok. We don't understand parliaments, ministers, and all that rot!
April 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Clearly, your fault for not having two benches.
April 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just grow yourself a MAGA garden.
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
* almost noone
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Was it *stinky* cheese?
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I'm down here in Phoenix, so (a) I first read those temperatures in Fahrenheit and I'm thinking why would you go someplace 20 degrees COLDER than that??? (b) tomorrow it's going to be 46 C here.
September 8, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I had a big white dog that would chuff at contrails in the sky. Took me a while to realize that was what he was agitated about. Dogs know that birds fly, and people don't!
August 20, 2023 at 3:51 AM
I do this LOTS!

I have got a Brat-nosed Ski (doo-da, doo-da)
Brat-nosed Skis are the bestest Skis (oh doo-da day)
She's my Brat-nosed Ski;
She's my Brat-nosed Ski.
Brat-nosed Skis are the bestest Skis (oh doo-da day)
(Her name is Bratski, short for Bratislava)
August 1, 2023 at 4:55 PM
July 25, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Ah. So now Elon is going to buy Meta?
July 25, 2023 at 2:57 AM