Brian D
@jaggedvaudeville.bsky.social
Wait? No Nazis? So THIS is what it's supposed to be like.
Of all the things that absolutely nobody ever wanted, nobody ever wanted this the most.
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Of all the things that absolutely nobody ever wanted, nobody ever wanted this the most.
The new Pope was a Math Major.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
May 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The new Pope was a Math Major.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
SOTU.
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
SOTU.
Let's do this!
Let's do this!
So THIS is the plan? They're gonna release info in drips in drabs to a bunch of hardcore trump-suckers who wouldn't bear witness if Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue?
Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
February 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So THIS is the plan? They're gonna release info in drips in drabs to a bunch of hardcore trump-suckers who wouldn't bear witness if Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue?
Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
I've renamed my penis Luigi Mangione because, while it HAS broken some laws, we can all agree it's made the world a better place.
February 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've renamed my penis Luigi Mangione because, while it HAS broken some laws, we can all agree it's made the world a better place.
"Hey, get out of my Dad's Chair, you Doody Head!"
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Hey, get out of my Dad's Chair, you Doody Head!"
Back before we had to destroy the English Language and the very definitions of words to placate Trump's cult, the act of barring elected officials from a government building whilst giving access to unelected corporate goons was the very definition of Fascism.
February 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Back before we had to destroy the English Language and the very definitions of words to placate Trump's cult, the act of barring elected officials from a government building whilst giving access to unelected corporate goons was the very definition of Fascism.
Just remember: when bad things happened under Biden it was Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Just remember: when bad things happened under Biden it was Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
Has anyone tried unplugging RFK Jr and plugging him back in?
January 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Has anyone tried unplugging RFK Jr and plugging him back in?
Trump is the guy who comes to the set build and immediately strips out the phillips bit on his second drywall screw.
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump is the guy who comes to the set build and immediately strips out the phillips bit on his second drywall screw.
Eric Trump is what happens when you don't invite that weird kid to the High School kegger in the woods.
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Eric Trump is what happens when you don't invite that weird kid to the High School kegger in the woods.
Earthquake off the coast of Maine.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
January 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Earthquake off the coast of Maine.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
When I'm arrested and the cops give me one phone call, it'll be
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
January 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When I'm arrested and the cops give me one phone call, it'll be
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
Seeing my favorite Miller tonight. Break legs Tim Brown and cast.
January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Seeing my favorite Miller tonight. Break legs Tim Brown and cast.
I suppose if I had to constantly lie to defend my choice for president I'd probably lie again and tell you it's all about Free Speech too.
January 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I suppose if I had to constantly lie to defend my choice for president I'd probably lie again and tell you it's all about Free Speech too.