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Brian D
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Wait? No Nazis? So THIS is what it's supposed to be like.
July 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Of all the things that absolutely nobody ever wanted, nobody ever wanted this the most.
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The new Pope was a Math Major.
Maybe with all the 2+2+2+2 he can figure out why Noah forgot to carry the Unicorn.
May 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
March 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
SOTU.

Let's do this!
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So THIS is the plan? They're gonna release info in drips in drabs to a bunch of hardcore trump-suckers who wouldn't bear witness if Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue?

Yeah, sure, this seems legit.
February 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I've renamed my penis Luigi Mangione because, while it HAS broken some laws, we can all agree it's made the world a better place.
February 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
February 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Hey, get out of my Dad's Chair, you Doody Head!"
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Back before we had to destroy the English Language and the very definitions of words to placate Trump's cult, the act of barring elected officials from a government building whilst giving access to unelected corporate goons was the very definition of Fascism.
February 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
January 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just remember: when bad things happened under Biden it was Biden's fault.
When bad things happen under Trump it's Biden's fault.
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Has anyone tried unplugging RFK Jr and plugging him back in?
January 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump is the guy who comes to the set build and immediately strips out the phillips bit on his second drywall screw.
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Eric Trump is what happens when you don't invite that weird kid to the High School kegger in the woods.
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Earthquake off the coast of Maine.
Susan Collins is concerned but assures us it's learned its lesson.
January 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When I'm arrested and the cops give me one phone call, it'll be
1 877 Cars For Kids.
That's the only number I have memorized.
January 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Seeing my favorite Miller tonight. Break legs Tim Brown and cast.
January 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
January 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
January 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I suppose if I had to constantly lie to defend my choice for president I'd probably lie again and tell you it's all about Free Speech too.
January 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM