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jagernaut.bsky.social
@jagernaut.bsky.social
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He/all. Queer ass nerd.
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A picture of Nicole Kidman from AMC Theater presents. She's wearing a pinstripe suit and is backlit with a projector behind her head, creating an ethereal glow as she smirks
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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The craft beer section in a Walmart. It is stocked with Miller High Life, PBR, and Busch Light.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Hmmmmn
A creature from the critically under appreciated show Infinity Train. It is coming out of a picture frame and is composed entirely of hands and arms. There are many different skin tones, and the face is formed from fingers in different positions. The creature is approaching a person who is just out of the crop.
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Megas XLR
The Megas XLR. It is a humanoid robot with a muscle car for a head. The robot body is blue with flame decals. The arms have a flamming eyeball and 8 ball on them respectively.
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Amazing
A Japanese singer in a black blazer and jeans standing behind the word feet in large red letters. The background is completely black, and the f in feet is taller than he is
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Thank you for this
A Japanese singer in a black blazer and jeans standing behind the word feet in large red letters. The background is completely black, and the f in feet is taller than he is
December 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Night time owl
A picture of an owl in a tree at night. The setting is a sidewalk next to a parking lot. There is a large recycling can and plenty of trees in the background
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Hmmmmmmm
The back of a Kit Kat bar package. There is a lot of nutritional information, but the relevant part is the serving size which says "1 package"
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Well, it could have been worse I guess
A scene from Evangelion in an elevator with a tense atmosphere. Asuka is leaning disapprovingly against the wall in the back of the elevator. Rei is in the foreground dissociating. Shinjin has been replaced by the character Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force. His hands are on his hips as he stares off into space. There is a heart emoji and the phrase "It don't matter. None o dis matters." at the bottom of the picture.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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The famous photo of an aide telling George W Bush about the 9/11 attacks. The aide is whispering in Bush's ear, and Bush looks stunned into silence
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Finally, holding onto this meme for years is going to pay off.
A fake album cover titled R-Money Binders Fulla Women. It depicts Mitt Romney in the center with a silver grill on his teeth. He's surrounded by binders full of paper and also women in scanty outfits. There is a parental advisory sticker in the bottom right
October 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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A fake It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card. The plain white text on a black background reads The Gang Escapes to a Greek Nudist Paradise
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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I found what I can only assume is a very helpful DVD at my local viedo rental store. Unfortunately I have no interest in drawing so I did not check it out.
A DVD titled Drawing Sexy Manga By The Pros: A 3 hour step by step tutorial on how to draw sexy anime girls. It has a Must be 18 or older to rent sticker. It also has an anime girl on the cover who is presumably supposed to be sexy. Although she has large breasts and a skintight red outfit that exposes her panties, her proportions and pose are super weird and off putting. She is however drawing a sword, which a lot of people will find sexy.
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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A still from The Simpsons. It depicts older versions of Marge and Homer in bed. Marge is saying "You know, Game Grumps turned into a macro/micro and furry fetish channel so gradually I didn't even notice." Homer isn't saying anything, but has his arms behind his head and looks both nostalgic and happy.
September 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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A picture of Goya's Saturn devouring his son. It's been edited so instead of gruesomely devouring his son, the titan is instead holding a coffee mug that says DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY SON
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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A 4 panel meme of Gru from Despicable Me. GRU is wearing a black long sleeve outfit, has a long nose, and is bald. The meme has labeled him Orpheus. In the first three panels he is gesturing at a white board that says Eurydice without looking at it. In the final panel he looks at the white board, which is now tragically blank.
September 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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...Why does Trump's chair have a gear shift? And is he sitting on the clothes of someone who got raptured?
A close up of McNaughton's new painting. It's focused on Trump who is sitting on a chair. The arm rest looks like a gear shift for some reason, and he appears to be sitting on someone else's jacket??
September 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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A Tumblr exchange. Queenofnevermore: her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily. That-house: to his horror? Weak shit. Outta my way gayboy im bout a get it. (Post an image of the earth from high orbit. You can see clouds beneath you and the curvature of the globe. That-house: all of our troubles seem so small from up here
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Been getting a lot of use out of this one...
The superhero The Tick in his iconic blue jumpsuit with insect antenna on his head. He's saying You're not going crazy You're going sane in a crazy world
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Trans or not, no one can deny Samus is into girls at least!

(Supposedly the comic artist for this had no idea Samus is a woman, and was writing her as a stereotypical man power fantasy)
A panel from the Metroid Manga. It shows Samus in her signature power armor giving a victory sign while between two bikini babes. The babes are saying "Go for it Samus!!" and "You're our hero!!"
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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A meme from The Tick Cartoon. It shows the Tick in his classisc blue costume with antenna. He is saying You're not going crazy, you're going sane in a crazy world
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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You directly inspired me to create this, and it still makes me laugh every time I remember it.
Lydia from Skyrim in her classic iron and fur armor. She's saying I am sworn to carry your bottom text
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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The infamous Loss comic, except with Mordecai and Twilight. It's a four panel comic depicting Mordecai the Blue Jay person from Regular show rushing into a hospital. He is directed to a room where Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony is crying in a hospital bed.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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A 4 panel meme of Batman and Catwoman. Batman is saying I know the location of every nerve cluster in a man's body. The second panel is Catwoman smiling and asking and a woman's, right? Batman does not respond and just stares blankly at her. The final panel is Catwoman asking again, and a woman's right?? She looks much more concerned this time
May 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The character Ryo-Ohki from Tenchi Muyo. It looks like a cross between a rabbit and a cat, with brown fur and a red gem on its forehead. It is enthusiastically and vigorously eating an entire carrot.
January 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM