jafoj
@jafoj.bsky.social
vaccinated against ligma with boosters. Full-time chlorine inhaler. Ugly-maxxing. Choked on copium and died. Sludge-poisoned. A one man fail army.
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jafoj
@jafoj.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Just die already! I gotta bang the Grim Reaper.
Me eating chess pieces. This is the best moment of all time.
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me eating chess pieces. This is the best moment of all time.
Bad time to have a fortune cookie, I'm being eaten!
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bad time to have a fortune cookie, I'm being eaten!
There are two cockroaches and two rattlesnakes in my nightstand.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
There are two cockroaches and two rattlesnakes in my nightstand.
FDR in the iron lung, please.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
FDR in the iron lung, please.
That's actually pretty accurate. I am the monkey child!
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That's actually pretty accurate. I am the monkey child!
But wait, *I'm* a full liquid container. What's up with that?
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
But wait, *I'm* a full liquid container. What's up with that?
I taste pretty good with a little sweet & sour sauce!
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I taste pretty good with a little sweet & sour sauce!
I turned him into a worm. That's what he gets!
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I turned him into a worm. That's what he gets!
Can you weld my soup please?
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Can you weld my soup please?
Who would order the McPlant when you got the Big Tasty Turbo Bacon Burger right there!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Who would order the McPlant when you got the Big Tasty Turbo Bacon Burger right there!!
Nothing works better than my own brain.
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Nothing works better than my own brain.
That was kind of unethical on the alien's part.
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That was kind of unethical on the alien's part.
Excuse me, giant centipede, I HEARD that!
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Excuse me, giant centipede, I HEARD that!
Those might be the only two orbs I've ever taken a picture of..
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Those might be the only two orbs I've ever taken a picture of..
My other brain is warning me of a lobster!!
October 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My other brain is warning me of a lobster!!
Man, I am just a squid killer!
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Man, I am just a squid killer!
Do you think the minions have rights?
I highly doubt it! 🤓☝️
I highly doubt it! 🤓☝️
October 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Do you think the minions have rights?
I highly doubt it! 🤓☝️
I highly doubt it! 🤓☝️
Oh cool, a zipline!
Aaaand my legs are broken.
Aaaand my legs are broken.
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh cool, a zipline!
Aaaand my legs are broken.
Aaaand my legs are broken.
I'll make a to-do list.
· Buy jetpack
· Buy jetpack
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'll make a to-do list.
· Buy jetpack
· Buy jetpack
What is wrong with me? Apparently I know nothing about the lobster.
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What is wrong with me? Apparently I know nothing about the lobster.
Every time I hear about the green alien, I lose all my memory.
September 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Every time I hear about the green alien, I lose all my memory.
Does anyone remember why I said that thing earlier? About killing all my friends? Oh, nevermind, I just remembered.
September 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Does anyone remember why I said that thing earlier? About killing all my friends? Oh, nevermind, I just remembered.
That blue concrete scared me. It was in my basement!
September 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That blue concrete scared me. It was in my basement!
If you are hiding in a bush, and you see this snail, then shoot it. It's an enemy.
September 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you are hiding in a bush, and you see this snail, then shoot it. It's an enemy.
Terrible service. I couldn't get any tortish.
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Terrible service. I couldn't get any tortish.