Jaffakake
@jaffakake.bsky.social
Morphable nerd on the blue sky, He/Him
🔞Thirst Containment Zone, Age must be in bio🔞
35 years of having the dumb
🔞Thirst Containment Zone, Age must be in bio🔞
35 years of having the dumb
New Sage glamour is peeeeeeerfection :3
A lovely red carpet affair!
A lovely red carpet affair!
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
New Sage glamour is peeeeeeerfection :3
A lovely red carpet affair!
A lovely red carpet affair!
Beatbreak is unmatched in amazing screenshots
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Beatbreak is unmatched in amazing screenshots
Happy birthday, have obr tummy!
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy birthday, have obr tummy!
12) Imoti, Celebrant of Bounty
First of all: Would
Second of all: Cascade + rewarded for Big Bodies in Simic? Yes please :3
First of all: Would
Second of all: Cascade + rewarded for Big Bodies in Simic? Yes please :3
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
12) Imoti, Celebrant of Bounty
First of all: Would
Second of all: Cascade + rewarded for Big Bodies in Simic? Yes please :3
First of all: Would
Second of all: Cascade + rewarded for Big Bodies in Simic? Yes please :3
11) Lutri, the Spellchaser
Obviously they require SEVERAL rounds of pre-game negotiation and stipulations (just nix the Companion rule) but after that? The most insane value engine for spellslinger ever devised and my instant love.
Obviously they require SEVERAL rounds of pre-game negotiation and stipulations (just nix the Companion rule) but after that? The most insane value engine for spellslinger ever devised and my instant love.
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
11) Lutri, the Spellchaser
Obviously they require SEVERAL rounds of pre-game negotiation and stipulations (just nix the Companion rule) but after that? The most insane value engine for spellslinger ever devised and my instant love.
Obviously they require SEVERAL rounds of pre-game negotiation and stipulations (just nix the Companion rule) but after that? The most insane value engine for spellslinger ever devised and my instant love.
10) Freya Crescent
I love when the rat knight pogos onto someone's face for 10 billion damage and immediately knocks them out of the game because no one packs flying hate anymore
I love when the rat knight pogos onto someone's face for 10 billion damage and immediately knocks them out of the game because no one packs flying hate anymore
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
10) Freya Crescent
I love when the rat knight pogos onto someone's face for 10 billion damage and immediately knocks them out of the game because no one packs flying hate anymore
I love when the rat knight pogos onto someone's face for 10 billion damage and immediately knocks them out of the game because no one packs flying hate anymore
9) Kilo, Apogee Mind
PROLIFERATE
BOARD HATE
TICKING CLOCKS
E X T E R M I N A T E
PROLIFERATE
BOARD HATE
TICKING CLOCKS
E X T E R M I N A T E
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
9) Kilo, Apogee Mind
PROLIFERATE
BOARD HATE
TICKING CLOCKS
E X T E R M I N A T E
PROLIFERATE
BOARD HATE
TICKING CLOCKS
E X T E R M I N A T E
8) Kykar, Zephyr Awakener
Blink is fun as heck especially if you get the right ETB effects. Also, bird tribal is one of my earliest ever dips into Magic, so naturally I just love me the bords
Blink is fun as heck especially if you get the right ETB effects. Also, bird tribal is one of my earliest ever dips into Magic, so naturally I just love me the bords
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
8) Kykar, Zephyr Awakener
Blink is fun as heck especially if you get the right ETB effects. Also, bird tribal is one of my earliest ever dips into Magic, so naturally I just love me the bords
Blink is fun as heck especially if you get the right ETB effects. Also, bird tribal is one of my earliest ever dips into Magic, so naturally I just love me the bords
7) Hildibrand Manderville
The king emperor of goofy shit lets me do goofy wide token shit in Orzhov OR Aristocrats style resurrection plays, he's just that good.
The king emperor of goofy shit lets me do goofy wide token shit in Orzhov OR Aristocrats style resurrection plays, he's just that good.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
7) Hildibrand Manderville
The king emperor of goofy shit lets me do goofy wide token shit in Orzhov OR Aristocrats style resurrection plays, he's just that good.
The king emperor of goofy shit lets me do goofy wide token shit in Orzhov OR Aristocrats style resurrection plays, he's just that good.
6) Muerra, Trash Tactician
Do you play smaller spells for a lot of reward or lots of bigger ones? Doesn't matter, just bring your best raccoons to the party and TRASH THEIR SHIT >:3
Gruul fightsexual decks are always so fun, especially in a commander matters deck.
Do you play smaller spells for a lot of reward or lots of bigger ones? Doesn't matter, just bring your best raccoons to the party and TRASH THEIR SHIT >:3
Gruul fightsexual decks are always so fun, especially in a commander matters deck.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
6) Muerra, Trash Tactician
Do you play smaller spells for a lot of reward or lots of bigger ones? Doesn't matter, just bring your best raccoons to the party and TRASH THEIR SHIT >:3
Gruul fightsexual decks are always so fun, especially in a commander matters deck.
Do you play smaller spells for a lot of reward or lots of bigger ones? Doesn't matter, just bring your best raccoons to the party and TRASH THEIR SHIT >:3
Gruul fightsexual decks are always so fun, especially in a commander matters deck.
5) Firkraag
Honestly this is a whole archetype that I adore: slices of the color pie that should not be about being stompy, doing some stompy. Izzet is supposed to be a battlecaster but I love making it all about the creatures.
Honestly this is a whole archetype that I adore: slices of the color pie that should not be about being stompy, doing some stompy. Izzet is supposed to be a battlecaster but I love making it all about the creatures.
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
5) Firkraag
Honestly this is a whole archetype that I adore: slices of the color pie that should not be about being stompy, doing some stompy. Izzet is supposed to be a battlecaster but I love making it all about the creatures.
Honestly this is a whole archetype that I adore: slices of the color pie that should not be about being stompy, doing some stompy. Izzet is supposed to be a battlecaster but I love making it all about the creatures.
4) Jasper Flint
Another Rakdos boy, but this time centered around high-scale theft of all of your opponent's best goodies.
I don't generally like 'yeah but you can't play the game now' deck archetypes but there's something funny about 'I am now playing your deck for you'
Another Rakdos boy, but this time centered around high-scale theft of all of your opponent's best goodies.
I don't generally like 'yeah but you can't play the game now' deck archetypes but there's something funny about 'I am now playing your deck for you'
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
4) Jasper Flint
Another Rakdos boy, but this time centered around high-scale theft of all of your opponent's best goodies.
I don't generally like 'yeah but you can't play the game now' deck archetypes but there's something funny about 'I am now playing your deck for you'
Another Rakdos boy, but this time centered around high-scale theft of all of your opponent's best goodies.
I don't generally like 'yeah but you can't play the game now' deck archetypes but there's something funny about 'I am now playing your deck for you'
3) Jackal, Genius Geneticist (or Druneth, Reviver of the Hive)
Yeah obviously I love the simic commander that says 'duplicate everything until I am so wide as to inherit the earth itself'
I love duplication effects, I love Simic, I love making big boys go wide.
Yeah obviously I love the simic commander that says 'duplicate everything until I am so wide as to inherit the earth itself'
I love duplication effects, I love Simic, I love making big boys go wide.
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
3) Jackal, Genius Geneticist (or Druneth, Reviver of the Hive)
Yeah obviously I love the simic commander that says 'duplicate everything until I am so wide as to inherit the earth itself'
I love duplication effects, I love Simic, I love making big boys go wide.
Yeah obviously I love the simic commander that says 'duplicate everything until I am so wide as to inherit the earth itself'
I love duplication effects, I love Simic, I love making big boys go wide.
2) Shaile
Glory to the SEND MORE DUDES style of play, I love when an Orzhov board just goes DUMMY wide. Oh and there's some weird dude on the back but like... Shaile can get it-
Glory to the SEND MORE DUDES style of play, I love when an Orzhov board just goes DUMMY wide. Oh and there's some weird dude on the back but like... Shaile can get it-
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2) Shaile
Glory to the SEND MORE DUDES style of play, I love when an Orzhov board just goes DUMMY wide. Oh and there's some weird dude on the back but like... Shaile can get it-
Glory to the SEND MORE DUDES style of play, I love when an Orzhov board just goes DUMMY wide. Oh and there's some weird dude on the back but like... Shaile can get it-
1) Kuja
I'm a spell-slinger at heart and Kuja's whole deck pattern is 'pelt your opponent with pebbles, then make those pebbles into boulders with damage multipliers'.
We were robbed of the thigh window, though.
I'm a spell-slinger at heart and Kuja's whole deck pattern is 'pelt your opponent with pebbles, then make those pebbles into boulders with damage multipliers'.
We were robbed of the thigh window, though.
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
1) Kuja
I'm a spell-slinger at heart and Kuja's whole deck pattern is 'pelt your opponent with pebbles, then make those pebbles into boulders with damage multipliers'.
We were robbed of the thigh window, though.
I'm a spell-slinger at heart and Kuja's whole deck pattern is 'pelt your opponent with pebbles, then make those pebbles into boulders with damage multipliers'.
We were robbed of the thigh window, though.
incredible, cannot write anything better in this instance
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
incredible, cannot write anything better in this instance
Everyone say thank you Fortnite for releasing me of the burden of even remotely pretending to care about you
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Everyone say thank you Fortnite for releasing me of the burden of even remotely pretending to care about you
For Halloween I went as the most evil thing in FF14: a rich Elezen
November 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
For Halloween I went as the most evil thing in FF14: a rich Elezen
Anyway, deck tech. Does this win all the time? Fuck no, insane levels of removal just crush this. But it DOES work on the average.
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Anyway, deck tech. Does this win all the time? Fuck no, insane levels of removal just crush this. But it DOES work on the average.
I love the smell of a Turn 4 win in the morning. God I love Izzet.
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I love the smell of a Turn 4 win in the morning. God I love Izzet.
MY DICK IS MAD GIRTHY ONCE AGAIN
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
MY DICK IS MAD GIRTHY ONCE AGAIN
They smooch and they fuck nasty (they're in my Izzet deck)
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They smooch and they fuck nasty (they're in my Izzet deck)
OC + nationality
I just think it's VERY funny that there's a cajun flag, the Flag of Acadiana
I just think it's VERY funny that there's a cajun flag, the Flag of Acadiana
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
OC + nationality
I just think it's VERY funny that there's a cajun flag, the Flag of Acadiana
I just think it's VERY funny that there's a cajun flag, the Flag of Acadiana
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your tastes?
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your tastes?
God help me I'm on like 4-5 hours of sleep and already pre-annoyed with the world because I had a work call at midnight last night.
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
God help me I'm on like 4-5 hours of sleep and already pre-annoyed with the world because I had a work call at midnight last night.