The only time you should ever open your mouth around a cop:

- Am I being detained or am I free to go?

- I do not consent to any search.

- I invoke the fifth. I want to speak to a lawyer.

That's it.

We're not doing a sticker chart or other rewards in general, but he's getting to pick a big colorful squishmallow sticker to put on his toilet seat thing each evening if this weekend. Cause it's a lot of work and it's still valuable to visibly mark that. Tonight he picked a purple alien. 👽

No no.... it's important to have as many colors as possible, full stop. Neon, pastel, naturals, jewel tones. ALL the colors. It's critical to good design. You can thank me later.

Wise woman. But then, I never doubted that. 😉

Betting. Ugh.

If you want any of that seasonal beer, I hope you labeled it with a skull and crossbones or a Mr Yuck sticker, cause otherwise, I'm being that one will be gone just for lack of clear instructions

Also known as "The pickle incident," though not necessarily lascivious.

My cat was barely old enough to be away from her momma when we adopted her from the humane society. She was already spayed. Emotional development was severely stunted. 😭 We love her but she could have had better.

Sure enough, there are 2 known interactions: drug ineffectiveness and ear infections. Hmmm... Might be why I couldn't hear my partner taking to me yesterday too. Wtf. Why bother confirming my current meds if you're going to prescribe something that has a known interaction?!?

Things are improving etc, then I start work this morning and am just dragging. By 1pm I'm like, "Today feels like a raw dogging day, not a meds before 10am day. What gives?" So I Google drug interactions between Ritalin and the specific antibiotic that I was given.

Telehealth doc confirms my allergies, questions them, then told their eyes when I confirm that yes the allergies have been challenged and I really am allergic to them. Then they confirm my current medications and prescribe an antibiotic.

I have had a cold for about 2 weeks now. Finally after enough signs of infection, I hop on telehealth urgent care to see about antibiotics. Now, I'm allergic to all the first line antibiotics - amoxicillin, sulfa, and Erithromyacin. I also have ADHD and take Ritalin to help me function like a human.