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Jännät
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Jännät (/ˈjænːæt/). Finnish adjective, plural: "interesting, cool, neat, exciting".

I'm actually three raccoons in a trench coat.

Nonbinary they/them leftist extremist, äärivasemmistolainen musumädättäjä.
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Vinkurassa oleva kuva näytöstä, jossa lukee teksti "Voihan paska" ja taustalla näkyy osa kravattia ja pikkutakkia
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Oh dear what did I do
Cropped screenshot of the Bsky web UI, showing that I have 30+ notifications
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Huumevalistuskuva joka pyytää rengastsmaan asiat jotka "saavat sinut iloiseksi"). Rengastettuna kasa kolaa, jäätelö, viina, lääkkeet, kirjat, karkit, panda ja KANNABISPIIKIT
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I could be a jumping spood. Just look at that little face 😍
Photo of a cute little jumping spider with its head tilted
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Meme image showing a haggard Lois, labeled "liberals trying to preserve capitalism", eyeing a pill bottle labeled "fascism"
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Coolerina tyylikkäästi Playsomen ämpäri 😁
Kuva sinisestä ämpäristä jossa lukee "Playsome" ja tekstin yläpuolella on firman logo. Ämpärissä on avattu shamppapullo
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Vieläkin vähän kipeänä ni kävin kostoksi hakemassa valtion alkoholimonopolista shamppaa (maski päässä ja kädet pestynä koska en oo hirviö.)
Kuva Charles Heidsieckin brut réserve -shamppapullosta kasvi alone söpön pinkkiä taustaa vasten
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Aw, US citizens only
screenshot of a part of the contribution rules: Contribution rules 1. I am a U.S. citizen or lawfully admitted permanent resident (i.e., green card holder).
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Fuck this.

It's crazy that it's 1am and it's almost 10°C in November, in Helsinki. But cLiMaTe ChAnGe DoN't ReAl
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Noniin elikkäs 😅
Meemi. Being John Malkovich-elokuvan juliste, mutta (VITTU JOKAINEN) Malkovichin naama on korvattu Marttisen naamalla, ja elokuvan nimen kohdalla lukee "Being Matias Marttinen"
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Meemi, editoitu kuva Haluatko miljonääriksi -ohjelmasta. Kilpailijan naaman kohdalle on laitettu Timo Vornasen pää, ja kysymys on "Mikä aiheutti Vornasen(PS) humalaisen ammuskelun?" Vastaukset on: a) maahanmuutto b) edellinen hallitus c) Sanna Marin d) a, b ja c
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Meme / comic based on the manga where people find these person-shaped holes in a rock and start squeezing into them (gimme a break I can't remember what the hell it was called 🤣), but this time with an anthropomorphic round hanging onto the edge of a square hole and shouting "TH-THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!", while outside the frame on the right a cartoon version of the woman from the video in the post I'm replying to is shown wide-eyed and horrified
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Hoh mikä muinaismuisto tuli sattumalta vastaan. Kyseessä siis uunts uunts -bileiden pääsylippu armon vuodelta 2001.

Oi voi noita aikoja, iski kauhee nostalgia. Joskus sitä jakso ravata reiveissä 😁 Pitää ehkä kaivella löytyiskö Klubbarista kuvia, hih
Kuva Labyrinth Resurrection -bileiden pääsylippukortista vuodelta 2001. Noin luottokortin kokoinen hopeanharmaa muovinen kortti jossa lukee futuristisella fontilla "Labyrinth" ja sen alla 2001 ja pienemmällä koko päivämäärä 24.03.2001. Alempana lukee "The resurrection" ja "access card" sekä numero 903
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Meme image titled "UwUchipper has the hunggies for powiticians", featuring a wood chipper with cutesy eyes and a mouth
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Didn't have to call me out like that
Screenshot of a part of the headline: "Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge"
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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4 panel comic by Jake Likes Onions (https://jakelikesonions.com/post/184087753999/drug-sniffing-cats) The 1st panel has the comic title, "drug sniffing cats" In the 2nd panel we see two cats next to a piece of luggage. One cat says "lot of heroin in here", and the other replies "yeah. Shall we tell the humans?". In the 3rd panel we see a closeup of one of the cats. It's wearing a vest with the word "police" on it. In the 4th panel the cat replies "nahhh let's nap".
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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4 panel crude stick figure comic modified from the OP's where a cat comes to comfort the person. In the 1st panel a person is sitting in bed. In the 2nd panel they start crying and then just cry for the rest of the comic, instead of the cat coming to comfort them
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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lol of course they blocked you and wrote this super intellectual post for all the other morons.
Screenshot of a bsky post: "you know that Palestinian account is likely fake, right🤓" what if I shit into your mouth
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Nam. Taitaa ennätys olla 320g kimchiä kertaistumalta tälleen 😅 Eikä menny ees pussillista sipsejä siihen, et tää on aika kimchipainotteista herkuttelua, heh
Kuva ruissipsistä jonka päällä on kimchiä
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Does this match your requirement? Is this "barely coherent"?
Output from Claude Sonnet 4.5 for the prompt "Please generate an argument in favour of veganism." The Case for Veganism Ethical Considerations The strongest argument for veganism centers on reducing suffering. Modern animal agriculture involves practices that cause significant distress to sentient beings—from confinement systems that prevent natural behaviors to painful procedures performed without anesthesia. If we can meet our nutritional needs without causing this suffering, many argue we have a moral obligation to do so. Environmental Impact Animal agriculture is a leading driver of: Climate change (14.5% of global greenhouse gas emissions) Deforestation (especially for cattle ranching and feed crops) Water consumption (animal products require significantly more water per calorie than plant foods) Ocean dead zones (from agricultural runoff) A plant-based diet can reduce an individual's food-related carbon footprint by up to 73%. Health Benefits Well-planned vegan diets are associated with: Lower rates of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, and certain cancers Healthier body weight and blood pressure Reduced inflammation markers Major health organizations, including the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, confirm that properly planned vegan diets are nutritionally adequate for all life stages. Resource Efficiency Plant-based foods are more efficient at feeding humanity. Growing crops directly for human consumption rather than filtering them through animals produces more food per acre, which becomes increasingly important as global population grows. Note: Successful veganism requires attention to key nutrients like B12, iron, and omega-3s through fortified foods or supplements.
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Multidictionnaire (joka tosin on Québecin ranskaa, mutta mulla ei oo käsillä "standardiranskan" sanakirjaa) oli sitä mieltä että ranskaksi auto- on _aina_ joko itseen kohdistuvaa toimintaa tai sit autoihin liittyvää:
auto- préfixe 1 Élément du grec signifiant « de soi-même ». Autoanalyse, autobiographie, autoportrait. note typographique Les mots composés avec le préfixe auto- s'écrivent sans trait d'union (autodestruction), à l'exception de ceux dont le deuxième élément commence par i (auto-immunité). 2 Forme abrégée de automobile servant à la formation de mots composés. Autoécole ou auto-école, autostop ou auto-stop, autostoppeur ou auto-stoppeur. note technique Les mots composés avec la forme abrégée de automobile, soit auto-, s'écrivent avec ou sans trait d'union.
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Sitä käytetään ainakin englannissa (ja olettasin että myös ranskassa koska sama etymologia) sekä itsenäiseen että itseen kohdistuvaan, eli se voi olla _myös_ synonyymi self-etuliitteelle.

Tässä esim Oxford English Dictionaryn määritelmä
auto- 1 | ˈɔːtəʊ | (usually aut- before a vowel) combining form self: auto-analysis. • one's own: autograph. • by oneself or spontaneous: autoxidation. • by itself or automatic: autofocusing. origin from Greek autos ‘self’.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

This is reminds me of eg. ArnoldC (which is actually more like ArnoldJava)

github.com/lhartikk/Arn...
ArnoldC example, program printing numbers 1-10: IT'S SHOWTIME HEY CHRISTMAS TREE isLessThan10 YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO HEY CHRISTMAS TREE n YOU SET US UP 0 STICK AROUND isLessThan10 GET TO THE CHOPPER n HERE IS MY INVITATION n GET UP 1 ENOUGH TALK TALK TO THE HAND n GET TO THE CHOPPER isLessThan10 HERE IS MY INVITATION 10 LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET n ENOUGH TALK CHILL YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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"You can't park there, mate"
Old black and white photograph of a steam locomotive that has come crashing through the station wall, somehow about 10m above street level. "Chemin[s de fer?] de l'ouest" is partially visible on the side of the building
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM