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Jaeimison Jaei
@jaeimison.bsky.social
✨️she/her

✨️Would sell @aunese.bsky.social for a cream soda dr pepper
It only makes sense bcuz if the plane went down who would tell sicky??
tracking jaei's flight to taipei is so funny reminds me of that audio like 'i got your back girl! from over here'
February 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
DON'T DO IT
a spider ran across my foot i have no choice but to chop it off
February 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sometimes you are going about your day and you just hear about someone living your dream.
a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
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January 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me
January 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pre-cleaning my room for the cleaners lmao
December 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Me pissing my mum off on purpose and then saying that I'll go lay down and die so she is finally happy and gets what she wants😌 #daughtersinmumfields
December 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Every time I take a bite too big to chew I feel like a python attempting to swallow a forest dweller that's just that much bigger than it.
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
My mum asking me to do chores like I’m not recovering from having a job.

(I will clean when she’s not here to tell me how to do it ‘right’🫣)
December 14, 2024 at 11:59 PM
This is me coded
We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Jaeimison Jaei
Rate my holiday desk set up 🥺🎄
December 10, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Me to the little people in my phone: y'all are so funny.
December 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Woke up to eat 2 spicy chicken wings and now I'm going back to sleep.
December 4, 2024 at 2:24 AM
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 PM
My mum is traveling (without me😒) going to a conference and she's just sending me little 20 second vlogs every couple of hours.

So cute😆
November 26, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Should I go to the mall and buy myself a new ring 🧍🏾‍♀️
November 25, 2024 at 8:22 PM
What could you possibly need this for???

*adds to cart*
More things I make!
The giant dice edition!

The giant D20 storage box!
Over 300 regular sized dice will fit inside!
It will roll (but I’m not liable for damage it may cause! 😂)
November 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Srsly? So many cats. Why.
November 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
spending almost $2k to build my dream gaming pc just to play farming simulators with mods and get shaders for minecraft
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Anyway just got my new company medical insurance coverage package.

I scheduled a dentist appt right away.
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November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Me learning that the way my boss showed me how to do things is wrong and now I'm learning how to do things right even though I've already put my resignation notice in😭
November 20, 2024 at 7:35 PM
This is hilarious but the more people are here... the better it's getting
November 19, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Duncan and I when we gave up our 7 year farm for a new 1.6 farm
Beginning a new save file in Stardew is what I imagine driving off one day and starting over in a new town feels like
November 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Plz😭
November 15, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Oooooooh that's nice
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
If I start Dr Odyssey before 911 Eve will slit my throat but Dr Odyssey looks. INSANE.
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 AM