Apocalypse Glamping
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Apocalypse Glamping
@jaeggr.dev
Embedded design engineer, C++ (and maybe Zig?) developer. Pro Rebel, anti Empire. Alignment: stochastic neutral.
How did we let ridiculously overpriced TV dinner delivery subscriptions become such a widespread plague of YouTube channel sponsors? Are millennials responsible for this nonsense?
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I hope this demonstrates how annoying the latest on top email chain layout is.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Dear entire banking industry, verbal passwords are plain-text passwords stored on your servers.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just waiting for a Vault-Tec IPO to cinch my retirement.
August 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don't do stress so good.
July 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The irony is at some point RFK Jr would've benefited from horse dewormer.
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Pope's tombstone should've been in JetBrains Mono NF Regular.
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Huxley (1936): “The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human."
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It's getting a lot harder to tell human from bot these days, due to the increase in botlike humans.
April 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do stores take Allen wrenches or bottle caps yet?
March 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Lmao 🤣 savages
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A little suspicious of all these Signal convo screenshots. Only sociopaths would discuss such things in light mode.
March 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Had no choice but to increase the number of chip clips in circulation. They are basically disposable now. #clipflation
March 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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(stolen from reddit)
March 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*can't find tool that does a very specific thing*

"Fiiiiiiiiine I'll start another forever project."
#softwaredev
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Drink every time Windows overwrites your preferences about showing recommendations. Leave it off, #Microsoft. #Windowssucks
March 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
youtu.be/1-9tiGDuwCc?... Good questions, but responses are delivered by goons whose job is to not respond.
US senator asks if Donald Trump is a Russian asset after bust-up with Zelenskyy | Janta Ka Reporter
YouTube video by Janta Ka Reporter
youtu.be
March 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Shit's getting real when "minuend" is being thrown around in a pull request casually. #C++
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID.

This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC.

What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.
Elon Musk: "We will make mistakes. We won't be perfect ... so for example, with USAID, one of the things we accidentally canceled very briefly was ebola prevention."
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This UK law regarding encryption is horrendous... Coming soon to the US no doubt.
February 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I fixed a major security vulnerability today by renaming "password.txt" to ".password.txt". Changes commited. Crisis averted.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hasn't been a true #Skyrim contender in a long time, because they miss the magic sauce. Which is, "see that mountain? You can go there." But also more importantly, "You wanna beat the game with an overpowered paralyze spell in one hand and a spoon in the other? You go ahead you sick sonofabitch."
February 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Valentine's Day is ruined forever. @titusnation.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm going to pay my neighborhood back with late night fireworks the day he dies.
February 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
@proton.me So... There needs to be a Proton de-Googled Android phone right? Cool to have email and VPN and all, but now we have to contend with a techbro oligarchy and have zero place to hide. Google and Apple seem like insurmountable privacy nightmares under the new regime.
February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM