TheBlimpCow
@jadethemilktank.bsky.social
18+
22 | Writer | Commissioner | | Permablimp | 🏳️⚧️ Pronoun: She/Her | Reposter of blimps and fats :3
22 | Writer | Commissioner | | Permablimp | 🏳️⚧️ Pronoun: She/Her | Reposter of blimps and fats :3
Oh boy raffles mah favorite!~
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh boy raffles mah favorite!~
Well shoot! It’s hotter’n a rooster in a henhouse out there! An' I ain't just gabbin' 'bout the sun... so many purty folks that’d be even hotter if'n they was a bunch o’ goofy heifers!
I'd be a bad momma if I didn't care fer mah cattle~
AMAZIN beach YCH by the always lovely @Kameleom2 on Twitter~
I'd be a bad momma if I didn't care fer mah cattle~
AMAZIN beach YCH by the always lovely @Kameleom2 on Twitter~
July 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Well shoot! It’s hotter’n a rooster in a henhouse out there! An' I ain't just gabbin' 'bout the sun... so many purty folks that’d be even hotter if'n they was a bunch o’ goofy heifers!
I'd be a bad momma if I didn't care fer mah cattle~
AMAZIN beach YCH by the always lovely @Kameleom2 on Twitter~
I'd be a bad momma if I didn't care fer mah cattle~
AMAZIN beach YCH by the always lovely @Kameleom2 on Twitter~
Oh boi raffles mah favorite!~
June 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh boi raffles mah favorite!~
Hell yea congrats on the 500 hun!
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hell yea congrats on the 500 hun!
*Huff* Nuthin like a lil vacay after spendin months runnin a Cow and TF themed mega corporation. The work is fun but oh so exhausting.
Its nice to take a week or 2 to jus blob out n relax in the sun~
Amazin YCH by the ever amazin'
Kameleom2 on twitter~
Its nice to take a week or 2 to jus blob out n relax in the sun~
Amazin YCH by the ever amazin'
Kameleom2 on twitter~
April 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*Huff* Nuthin like a lil vacay after spendin months runnin a Cow and TF themed mega corporation. The work is fun but oh so exhausting.
Its nice to take a week or 2 to jus blob out n relax in the sun~
Amazin YCH by the ever amazin'
Kameleom2 on twitter~
Its nice to take a week or 2 to jus blob out n relax in the sun~
Amazin YCH by the ever amazin'
Kameleom2 on twitter~
"HRMMNF!! L...LOOKS LIKE I GOT A BIT MRMNNF CARRIED AWAY TESTIN' THE PUMPS FER THE HRNNNNFNG AD BLIMPS!!"
AMAZIN' blimp YCH by the lovely @TrashBotArt which I have forgor to post till now, pls don't pop me 🙏
AMAZIN' blimp YCH by the lovely @TrashBotArt which I have forgor to post till now, pls don't pop me 🙏
April 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"HRMMNF!! L...LOOKS LIKE I GOT A BIT MRMNNF CARRIED AWAY TESTIN' THE PUMPS FER THE HRNNNNFNG AD BLIMPS!!"
AMAZIN' blimp YCH by the lovely @TrashBotArt which I have forgor to post till now, pls don't pop me 🙏
AMAZIN' blimp YCH by the lovely @TrashBotArt which I have forgor to post till now, pls don't pop me 🙏
Mroooo~ Sumtimes after a long day at the company, I like to do a gud stretch test of all the custom clothin' I git, like these stretchy booty shorts~
Done by the amazin' @ultradarkarts.bsky.social
Done by the amazin' @ultradarkarts.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mroooo~ Sumtimes after a long day at the company, I like to do a gud stretch test of all the custom clothin' I git, like these stretchy booty shorts~
Done by the amazin' @ultradarkarts.bsky.social
Done by the amazin' @ultradarkarts.bsky.social
Mooo!~ hopefully I'm not too big~
February 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mooo!~ hopefully I'm not too big~
U can have mah fat heifer ass, I should have more than enough heft fer yer fellers to enjoy~
December 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
U can have mah fat heifer ass, I should have more than enough heft fer yer fellers to enjoy~
S-So...much...milk...g...gonna ...*nnnff*... buhrsht...hoohk me ...*gasp*... t-to ...*hmphhh*... a mihlkihn' m-mahchihneh...pleahsheh!
Amazing blob piece by the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social of mah fat heifer blob ass filled wit cream and fit to burst!~
Amazing blob piece by the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social of mah fat heifer blob ass filled wit cream and fit to burst!~
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
S-So...much...milk...g...gonna ...*nnnff*... buhrsht...hoohk me ...*gasp*... t-to ...*hmphhh*... a mihlkihn' m-mahchihneh...pleahsheh!
Amazing blob piece by the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social of mah fat heifer blob ass filled wit cream and fit to burst!~
Amazing blob piece by the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social of mah fat heifer blob ass filled wit cream and fit to burst!~
Mmmnfg, *huff* *huff* Mooooo!~ S...Shucks, s...seems nah compression overalls dun gave out hnnf... Now mah flab, folds n heft are exposed!! >///3///<
This is mah "canon" form and size without the assistance of matic compression overalls.
Made again by the fantastic @itsaxo.bsky.social !!
This is mah "canon" form and size without the assistance of matic compression overalls.
Made again by the fantastic @itsaxo.bsky.social !!
November 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Mmmnfg, *huff* *huff* Mooooo!~ S...Shucks, s...seems nah compression overalls dun gave out hnnf... Now mah flab, folds n heft are exposed!! >///3///<
This is mah "canon" form and size without the assistance of matic compression overalls.
Made again by the fantastic @itsaxo.bsky.social !!
This is mah "canon" form and size without the assistance of matic compression overalls.
Made again by the fantastic @itsaxo.bsky.social !!
Moooo!~ Finally! An official ref for mah cowsona! Thanks to the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social ~
Really helped showin' off mah heft and mah curves~
Really helped showin' off mah heft and mah curves~
November 26, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Moooo!~ Finally! An official ref for mah cowsona! Thanks to the lovely @itsaxo.bsky.social ~
Really helped showin' off mah heft and mah curves~
Really helped showin' off mah heft and mah curves~
Mmmnf, Mooooo, m...mooooore, must eat more... Must be biggest heifer fer mmmfnf..mooooo, mistress!!
Lovely YCH by ManresaSayron on Twitter!
Lovely YCH by ManresaSayron on Twitter!
November 13, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Mmmnf, Mooooo, m...mooooore, must eat more... Must be biggest heifer fer mmmfnf..mooooo, mistress!!
Lovely YCH by ManresaSayron on Twitter!
Lovely YCH by ManresaSayron on Twitter!
CW: Implied Burstin'
MMFNNFFMFN HEMMLMP MEREMMPH!!!! TMNF MMMFCH!!!
Lovely about to burst blimp face ych by the lovely Blimpylion over on Twitter!~
MMFNNFFMFN HEMMLMP MEREMMPH!!!! TMNF MMMFCH!!!
Lovely about to burst blimp face ych by the lovely Blimpylion over on Twitter!~
November 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
CW: Implied Burstin'
MMFNNFFMFN HEMMLMP MEREMMPH!!!! TMNF MMMFCH!!!
Lovely about to burst blimp face ych by the lovely Blimpylion over on Twitter!~
MMFNNFFMFN HEMMLMP MEREMMPH!!!! TMNF MMMFCH!!!
Lovely about to burst blimp face ych by the lovely Blimpylion over on Twitter!~
If any of y'all are in need of a pride float, dont even bother callin' jus snatch me off the street, stick a helium tank up mah rear and drape me in all them pretty flags~
Art by @fatbludragon.bsky.social
Art by @fatbludragon.bsky.social
October 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
If any of y'all are in need of a pride float, dont even bother callin' jus snatch me off the street, stick a helium tank up mah rear and drape me in all them pretty flags~
Art by @fatbludragon.bsky.social
Art by @fatbludragon.bsky.social
Moooo!~ Mama Jade here on Blusky now, ready to satisfy any thirsty critters I can find~
Art by @gatsbyad.bsky.social ~
Art by @gatsbyad.bsky.social ~
October 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Moooo!~ Mama Jade here on Blusky now, ready to satisfy any thirsty critters I can find~
Art by @gatsbyad.bsky.social ~
Art by @gatsbyad.bsky.social ~
Heehee Blu serum X3
October 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Heehee Blu serum X3
Some more bimboi art of my sona Max, done by a friend on Discord that wants to remain anonymous~
April 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Some more bimboi art of my sona Max, done by a friend on Discord that wants to remain anonymous~
I've gone the way of the busty bimboi U///w///U.
My amazing new ref by the even more amazing @zapaeryan.bsky.social
I've posted this on xitter so consider this a repost 😅
My amazing new ref by the even more amazing @zapaeryan.bsky.social
I've posted this on xitter so consider this a repost 😅
March 8, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I've gone the way of the busty bimboi U///w///U.
My amazing new ref by the even more amazing @zapaeryan.bsky.social
I've posted this on xitter so consider this a repost 😅
My amazing new ref by the even more amazing @zapaeryan.bsky.social
I've posted this on xitter so consider this a repost 😅
"MGLRMPH, MORRR! GLRMPH, *grooooan* GLRMNF!"
I should just be a permanent blob if I continue messing with industrial sized hoses~
A divine piece by @drizzledhoney on birb app (don't know their bsky handle)
I should just be a permanent blob if I continue messing with industrial sized hoses~
A divine piece by @drizzledhoney on birb app (don't know their bsky handle)
February 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
"MGLRMPH, MORRR! GLRMPH, *grooooan* GLRMNF!"
I should just be a permanent blob if I continue messing with industrial sized hoses~
A divine piece by @drizzledhoney on birb app (don't know their bsky handle)
I should just be a permanent blob if I continue messing with industrial sized hoses~
A divine piece by @drizzledhoney on birb app (don't know their bsky handle)
"Mmng, glrmph, mrmmf, shlrmph"~💕🩷💕
No thoughts, only get bigger and blobbier, and also maybe get turned into an enslaved fuckblob 👉👈
A fecking AMAZING BLOB PIECE by the lovely @plusplusrats.bsky.social
No thoughts, only get bigger and blobbier, and also maybe get turned into an enslaved fuckblob 👉👈
A fecking AMAZING BLOB PIECE by the lovely @plusplusrats.bsky.social
February 10, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"Mmng, glrmph, mrmmf, shlrmph"~💕🩷💕
No thoughts, only get bigger and blobbier, and also maybe get turned into an enslaved fuckblob 👉👈
A fecking AMAZING BLOB PIECE by the lovely @plusplusrats.bsky.social
No thoughts, only get bigger and blobbier, and also maybe get turned into an enslaved fuckblob 👉👈
A fecking AMAZING BLOB PIECE by the lovely @plusplusrats.bsky.social
Mmng, fuck I can't think of many things better than being a helpless blimp... Other than being a helpless Christmas balloon decoration!~
An amazing piece by the lovely @baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
An amazing piece by the lovely @baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
February 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Mmng, fuck I can't think of many things better than being a helpless blimp... Other than being a helpless Christmas balloon decoration!~
An amazing piece by the lovely @baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
An amazing piece by the lovely @baxterthehusky.tacobell.social
Nothing like a fat city sized fuckblimp for a first post!~ this was done by @cryohyena.bsky.social
CW BOOM
I tend to get carried away with my streams, to the point that I'm unaware of any pointy surroundings, only thoughts running through my head at this point are "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, POP ME!"
CW BOOM
I tend to get carried away with my streams, to the point that I'm unaware of any pointy surroundings, only thoughts running through my head at this point are "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, POP ME!"
February 9, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Nothing like a fat city sized fuckblimp for a first post!~ this was done by @cryohyena.bsky.social
CW BOOM
I tend to get carried away with my streams, to the point that I'm unaware of any pointy surroundings, only thoughts running through my head at this point are "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, POP ME!"
CW BOOM
I tend to get carried away with my streams, to the point that I'm unaware of any pointy surroundings, only thoughts running through my head at this point are "FUCK ME, FUCK ME, POP ME!"