just rejoiced for drinking a ton of water and accidentally made eye contact w my houseplants...

i woke up at 2am and now i can't get back to sleep :((((

"idk how to use bsky" have you ever used an app w text??? just type bitch

i think i wanna eat silica gel.

honestly, i'd be so pissed off if some random green bitch started speaking spanish and made me grow wings. now i gotta cut holes in all my shirts you avocado bitch. it'd be sick in the end but really???? now i gotta get my shit tailored. hrrmph...

is my tt fyp horny or am i???? like there's no reason i would get 3 fine men in a row if something wasn't up...

don't appreciate pinterest recommending so many wedding related posts...

thanksgiving tmrrw and my room ain't clean. i NEED to lock in