Jade Orion
@jadeorion.bsky.social
They/them
Obsessed with Splatoon🐙🟢, debating the non existence of free will, and being a flaming queer
Obsessed with Splatoon🐙🟢, debating the non existence of free will, and being a flaming queer
Today I am 5 weeks post op of my #transgender operation. Shoulda done this shit like 10 years ago
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Today I am 5 weeks post op of my #transgender operation. Shoulda done this shit like 10 years ago
Why can't I be this creative lmao
oh? you're a vampiric goblin and a lesbian?
you mean to tell me that you're the hemoglobin homo goblin
you mean to tell me that you're the hemoglobin homo goblin
November 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Why can't I be this creative lmao
Been finding that I really like playing Octobrush Nouveau on tower control. Special isn't great but beakons and AOE seems to help a lot in solo queue #Splatoon3
November 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Been finding that I really like playing Octobrush Nouveau on tower control. Special isn't great but beakons and AOE seems to help a lot in solo queue #Splatoon3
Why when I play anarchy open I have amazing win steaks and then the second I hop into series I immediately go 0-3 or 1-3 #Splatoon3
November 28, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Why when I play anarchy open I have amazing win steaks and then the second I hop into series I immediately go 0-3 or 1-3 #Splatoon3
Started a new job 12 weeks ago and already started having the 'teeth falling out' dream again. C'mon body, it hasn't been THAT bad
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Started a new job 12 weeks ago and already started having the 'teeth falling out' dream again. C'mon body, it hasn't been THAT bad
Suddenly remembering discovering my type of "Brown-eyed girls" thanks to Keira Knightly, Ruth Wilson, and various other English period film actors. Thank you British Broadcasting Company for your service to a young #sapphic
November 26, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Suddenly remembering discovering my type of "Brown-eyed girls" thanks to Keira Knightly, Ruth Wilson, and various other English period film actors. Thank you British Broadcasting Company for your service to a young #sapphic
How do I looksmaxx my top surgery scars? I mean in the artistic sense, not the medical healing sense.
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
How do I looksmaxx my top surgery scars? I mean in the artistic sense, not the medical healing sense.