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Jade Matcha 🪕
@jadematcha.bsky.social
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Bad at Shitposting | 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇬🇾 (he/him, 39 yo)
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Pictured: The X-Men
X-Men cover featuring Storm, Psylocke (Betsy), Rogue, Jubilee, Kitty, and Rachel
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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You're still a legend
Captain Britain (Betsy Braddock) and Askani (Rachel Summers) kissing because they like each otherrrrr by the lovely Bob Quinn
April 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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What’s your favorite comic book cover or panel?

Here’s mine (I'm cheating - here are two):
The Titans by Travis Moore. All of them are wearing formal wear that's indicative of their costumes (the women) or tastes (the men). A Marvel Voices cover by Olivier Coipel; featuring notable Marvel characters who are black. Storm is front and centre. She's surrounded by T'Challa, Luke Cage, Riri Williams, Miles Morales, and Lunella Lafayette
April 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Repost with a pic and your age.

A lovely waxing 39
A photo of Kalinda Sharma from The Good Wife.
April 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A collage showing a Jojoba-word play joke in Kath and Kim. “The little man from beaches and sons is coming over to talk jojoba” “Uh I hope he’s sober” “We’ve got heaps of jojoba left over from October”
April 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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And as a style girly, the Balenciaga ad short showed that everyone can feel beautiful.
Homer on the Balenciaga runway Homer seeing himself and realizing he’s beautiful
March 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I'm cheating a little, but -
Yeardley Smith is the voice of Lisa, the brains of the Simpson clan.
March 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on
An image of Miyu, an anime vampire. She appears to be a teenager, but is dressed in a white kimono with the skirt cut at the thigh. She wears a large purple obi and is barefoot. Her brown hair is styled with a single bum on the top-left of her head, and a braid coming down to the bottom of her chest. Her eyes are gold, and her skin is a pale white.
March 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Who is your favorite superhero?
Storm (Ororo Munroe) yelling and raising her fist into the air, surrounded by lightning. Multiple versions of Charles Xavier are grabbing at her, attempting to pull her down. This image was created by Russell Dauterman
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Love this section
Horizontal stripes showing four different colours - a light mint green, a rich forest green/teal, a light pink, and a rich watermelon pink
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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It's this kind of day
Screenshot of Youtube music compilation '80s japanese city pop playlist'. The video shows a woman with pink hair looking perturbed. The song title 'I'm In Love' is overlaid over her face; creating juxtaposition between the song title (something joyous) and her expression (something irritable).
March 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Show me a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
A Tumblr chat that reads Btw are you a writer? You have an interesting vocabulary I’m not I’m just pretentious
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Describe your account in one Simpsons image
It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire ‘cause I've got the desire to kick your ass. Mr. Gere, I was hoping Buddhism could bring me inner peace.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you 📺
Playgirl: When mystery novelist and independently wealthy socialite Makoto Masako decides to start a business she settles upon a unique Insurance & Investigation Service. Recruiting a number of beautiful "thrill seeking" amateur detectives, and setting up shop in a fabulous Tokyo apartment/office Masako and company form the "PLAYGIRL(s)" as they affectionately call themselves. Masako and her "daughters" begin investigating various interesting cases and mysteries on behalf of their company's benefactors.
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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An illustration of three women carrying flags that read “The Personal is Political”
March 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Homer wearing glasses and explaining nonsense
March 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Sea of Stars was neat - gameplay was fun, art direction was by far the best part. Beautiful, beautiful sprite work. Absolutely great OST.

My personal issue with it was that none of the characters made an impact on me. So I'm hoping the writing & characterization is more to my liking!
Screenshot of battle from Sea of Stars
March 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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A photo you'd use as an album cover
Two swans float along the water with their heads nuzzled into themselves
March 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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This is a CRAZY sequence without context lololol
NOOOOO! Maybe? 😏 NOOOOOOOOO!
January 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The GOAT
Screenshot showing Sign by Mr. Children playing
January 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Look at the material
Playlist showing EXILE’s Ti Amo, Every Little Thing’s fragile, and Shibasaki Kou’s Katachi Ari Mono
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This playlist is lit
YouTube Music’s Japan Hits 00s radio station - showing Utada, Nakajima Miyuki, Ayu
January 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
Edna after trying to teach the class Roman Numerals
January 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Lmao screaming
Kumon aka Kumon Language Study Materials Let’s learn nihongo
January 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM