Jademalo
@jademalo.bsky.social
🧙♀️ tech witch
Once described as turbulent, still apt
She/Her
Once described as turbulent, still apt
She/Her
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Jademalo
@jademalo.bsky.social
· Jul 3
I don't like change.
Having a comment I wrote be referenced in this NakeyJakey video was absolutely not something I was expecting to see today, lol.
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
NakeyJakey is Outdated
YouTube video by NakeyJakey
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Having a comment I wrote be referenced in this NakeyJakey video was absolutely not something I was expecting to see today, lol.
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
I'm proud of that comment, glad it resonates with others too!
youtu.be/snNIZGuo92c?...
i have a genuine soft spot for the now you see me films, they're incredibly dumb and camp but they sort of just own it
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i have a genuine soft spot for the now you see me films, they're incredibly dumb and camp but they sort of just own it
huh, vine is back at it again at krispy kreme
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
huh, vine is back at it again at krispy kreme
is there anything nicer than sitting in a warm room with rain lashing on the window playing a medieval themed clicking game from 2001
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
is there anything nicer than sitting in a warm room with rain lashing on the window playing a medieval themed clicking game from 2001
wait holy shit how have I not heard Bonnet of Pins until just now? Jesus, this is some of the best stuff Matt has done in *years*
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
wait holy shit how have I not heard Bonnet of Pins until just now? Jesus, this is some of the best stuff Matt has done in *years*
Seriously though, how can someone write and produce this song and then go and make something as godawful as flipping Heatwaves?
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Seriously though, how can someone write and produce this song and then go and make something as godawful as flipping Heatwaves?
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
I just don't understand him at all, just absolutely incredible production top to bottom and then everything hes touched since I've absolutely hated lol
youtu.be/HQYC2EfzZZw
listening to florence's new album
November 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
listening to florence's new album
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There is something truly incredible about @bengoldsborough.bsky.social namedropping Barb and the Kaizo community in Hansard for all eternity, amazing.
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Video Games: Consumer Law - Hansard - UK Parliament
Hansard record of the item : 'Video Games: Consumer Law' on Monday 3 November 2025.
hansard.parliament.uk
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There is something truly incredible about @bengoldsborough.bsky.social namedropping Barb and the Kaizo community in Hansard for all eternity, amazing.
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
Truly glad that someone who truly gets it was able to speak on this
hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...
a house in my street has some new halloween decorations
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
a house in my street has some new halloween decorations
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
they're fucking fully functional actually articulated animatronics, what in the love of fuck how the fuck are animatronics just garden decorations now
I have lots of opinions on Taylor's new album but the prevailing one is that Ophelia fundamentally doesn't understand how to use a 5 bar phrase song structure to amplify energy and results in the song repeatedly crashing into a wall and losing all of it's momentum.
It's so incredibly *sluggish*.
It's so incredibly *sluggish*.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have lots of opinions on Taylor's new album but the prevailing one is that Ophelia fundamentally doesn't understand how to use a 5 bar phrase song structure to amplify energy and results in the song repeatedly crashing into a wall and losing all of it's momentum.
It's so incredibly *sluggish*.
It's so incredibly *sluggish*.
genuinely have always misread "90 day fiance" as "90 day finance" and thought it was a show about people getting their crippling debt sorted out over the course of a few months
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
genuinely have always misread "90 day fiance" as "90 day finance" and thought it was a show about people getting their crippling debt sorted out over the course of a few months
Decided to replay Mirror's Edge Catalyst for the third time too.
It's fascinating, there's a good game hiding in there somewhere. You have garbage like the fight arena section but then the odd moment of great platforming. Plays best beelining the main story, imo, it suffers with the open world.
It's fascinating, there's a good game hiding in there somewhere. You have garbage like the fight arena section but then the odd moment of great platforming. Plays best beelining the main story, imo, it suffers with the open world.
Just replayed Mirrors Edge for the billionth time. God do I love this game.
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
October 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Decided to replay Mirror's Edge Catalyst for the third time too.
It's fascinating, there's a good game hiding in there somewhere. You have garbage like the fight arena section but then the odd moment of great platforming. Plays best beelining the main story, imo, it suffers with the open world.
It's fascinating, there's a good game hiding in there somewhere. You have garbage like the fight arena section but then the odd moment of great platforming. Plays best beelining the main story, imo, it suffers with the open world.
Just replayed Mirrors Edge for the billionth time. God do I love this game.
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Just replayed Mirrors Edge for the billionth time. God do I love this game.
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
Play it every few years, it's short enough that you can easily just do it in a single sitting like a good movie.
Took me 3h 30m, 30 of which were that stupid boat room with the 5 guys and the incredibly slow hatch door
Uh oh
Vodafone did 27k bgp announcements immediately before the massive outage, and their announced address space went from 2.5m to 655k
radar.cloudflare.com/routing/as53...
Vodafone did 27k bgp announcements immediately before the massive outage, and their announced address space went from 2.5m to 655k
radar.cloudflare.com/routing/as53...
Routing Information from AS5378 | Cloudflare Radar
BGP routing trends and insights from AS5378 Vodafone UK Vodafone, including statistics, announced IP address space, BGP announcements, announced prefixes, connectivity, and detected routing anomalies.
radar.cloudflare.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Uh oh
Vodafone did 27k bgp announcements immediately before the massive outage, and their announced address space went from 2.5m to 655k
radar.cloudflare.com/routing/as53...
Vodafone did 27k bgp announcements immediately before the massive outage, and their announced address space went from 2.5m to 655k
radar.cloudflare.com/routing/as53...
Just learned that my dad is top of a global leaderboard for a random puzzle game with *four times* the points of second place
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just learned that my dad is top of a global leaderboard for a random puzzle game with *four times* the points of second place
Reposted by Jademalo
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
I just had an apple from my apple tree and holy moly it was absolutely perfect
Crisp, a little but not too sweet, slight bit of sharpness, little bit of astringency
Just delicious
Crisp, a little but not too sweet, slight bit of sharpness, little bit of astringency
Just delicious
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I just had an apple from my apple tree and holy moly it was absolutely perfect
Crisp, a little but not too sweet, slight bit of sharpness, little bit of astringency
Just delicious
Crisp, a little but not too sweet, slight bit of sharpness, little bit of astringency
Just delicious
accidentally spent 10 hours today writing an in-depth statistical analysis of a weird drop rate anomaly in osrs, and after posting it everyone got really mad and then it was accidentally deleted because it was caught by an anti-merching filter
the one guy who agreed was called an obvious alt of me
the one guy who agreed was called an obvious alt of me
September 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
accidentally spent 10 hours today writing an in-depth statistical analysis of a weird drop rate anomaly in osrs, and after posting it everyone got really mad and then it was accidentally deleted because it was caught by an anti-merching filter
the one guy who agreed was called an obvious alt of me
the one guy who agreed was called an obvious alt of me
whoever thought it was a good idea to put a plastic lining on the inside of a stitched seam in a part of clothing that touches the skin can forever do one
August 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
whoever thought it was a good idea to put a plastic lining on the inside of a stitched seam in a part of clothing that touches the skin can forever do one
there is not a thought in that brain
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
there is not a thought in that brain
Just saw Sungazer on their UK/Ireland tour, oh my *GOD* what a show.
@adamneely.bsky.social's gorgeous whale solos, Shawn's incredible counting to 5, Yeeeeeee, and Josh's utterly incredible shredding, just absolutely, truly magical.
God do I love counting and bopping awkwardly
@adamneely.bsky.social's gorgeous whale solos, Shawn's incredible counting to 5, Yeeeeeee, and Josh's utterly incredible shredding, just absolutely, truly magical.
God do I love counting and bopping awkwardly
August 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just saw Sungazer on their UK/Ireland tour, oh my *GOD* what a show.
@adamneely.bsky.social's gorgeous whale solos, Shawn's incredible counting to 5, Yeeeeeee, and Josh's utterly incredible shredding, just absolutely, truly magical.
God do I love counting and bopping awkwardly
@adamneely.bsky.social's gorgeous whale solos, Shawn's incredible counting to 5, Yeeeeeee, and Josh's utterly incredible shredding, just absolutely, truly magical.
God do I love counting and bopping awkwardly