JadeKitsune
@jadekitsune.bsky.social
Raver, artist, poet, writer, dog lover, super-talented-unmotivated-depressed-cynical-but-loving-open-minded old lady in a young adult’s body.
Certified Pet Nutrition Specialist 🐶
Certified Pet Nutrition Specialist 🐶
SneezingWithWetMascara followed me and I almost peed myself like a dog that’s missed their person all day.
September 26, 2023 at 4:27 AM
SneezingWithWetMascara followed me and I almost peed myself like a dog that’s missed their person all day.
Debating on redownloading Wattpad so I can write again, but I may just write on docs instead. Why not both actually? 🤔
September 25, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Debating on redownloading Wattpad so I can write again, but I may just write on docs instead. Why not both actually? 🤔
I love how even cat people hate their cats. Then get mad about it when I say something about not likening them. Enough with the double standard, Janet.
September 19, 2023 at 7:00 PM
I love how even cat people hate their cats. Then get mad about it when I say something about not likening them. Enough with the double standard, Janet.
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September 12, 2023 at 4:53 AM
Now why did y’all morning people decide jobs were based at 9:00-5:00 while we were sleeping? Assholes.
September 7, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Now why did y’all morning people decide jobs were based at 9:00-5:00 while we were sleeping? Assholes.
In this house, we narrate the dogs’ thoughts.
September 6, 2023 at 7:58 PM
In this house, we narrate the dogs’ thoughts.
Soulmate sounds like what Satan puts in his coffee.
September 6, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Soulmate sounds like what Satan puts in his coffee.
“You’re so chill!” Thanks, I gave up 🙂
September 6, 2023 at 7:54 PM
“You’re so chill!” Thanks, I gave up 🙂
Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral.
September 6, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral.
I’m in traumatic event from getting my face tatted, so keep it up.
September 6, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I’m in traumatic event from getting my face tatted, so keep it up.
If I’ve ever opened up to you I was joking.
September 6, 2023 at 7:51 PM
If I’ve ever opened up to you I was joking.
Me in heaven: Yo which cloud the dispensary in?
God: Get out.
God: Get out.
September 6, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Me in heaven: Yo which cloud the dispensary in?
God: Get out.
God: Get out.
Person giving me directions: “You can’t miss it.”
Me: “Wanna bet?”
Me: “Wanna bet?”
September 6, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Person giving me directions: “You can’t miss it.”
Me: “Wanna bet?”
Me: “Wanna bet?”
Gonna start call people’s opinions of me “fan theories.”
September 6, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Gonna start call people’s opinions of me “fan theories.”
My facial expressions will never be completely customer service friendly.
September 6, 2023 at 7:37 PM
My facial expressions will never be completely customer service friendly.
Body dysmorphia or god complex what are we feelin’ today?
September 6, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Body dysmorphia or god complex what are we feelin’ today?
Some of y’all are so cool, I don’t understand why your dad left 😕 gg though 🩷
September 6, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Some of y’all are so cool, I don’t understand why your dad left 😕 gg though 🩷
Adult life is trying to find a will to live, getting tired of trying to find it, giving up, getting high and taking a bath before absolutely zonking out.
September 5, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Adult life is trying to find a will to live, getting tired of trying to find it, giving up, getting high and taking a bath before absolutely zonking out.
I have yet to remember what I was thinking about, it’s gone forever now I guess.
I had a thought the other day that I figured would be a good idea to post here, but I didn’t have the app nor do I remember the thought now. I’ll keep y’all posted 🦋
September 5, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I have yet to remember what I was thinking about, it’s gone forever now I guess.
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A glory hole but for petting puppies.
May 29, 2023 at 6:43 PM
A glory hole but for petting puppies.
One thing I love about working in the pet industry is that when someone says their dog doesn’t really trust people I can say: “Same little dude, same” and have a laugh with the owner and both of us move on with our day.
Also tail wags.
Also tail wags.
September 5, 2023 at 4:12 AM
One thing I love about working in the pet industry is that when someone says their dog doesn’t really trust people I can say: “Same little dude, same” and have a laugh with the owner and both of us move on with our day.
Also tail wags.
Also tail wags.
Trying to pronounce different antibiotic’s scientific names out loud is believed so sound as though you’re trying to pronounce an athletes last name.
September 5, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Trying to pronounce different antibiotic’s scientific names out loud is believed so sound as though you’re trying to pronounce an athletes last name.
So… what the hell did Jehovah even witness? Poverty? If that’s it, then call me Jehovah.
September 5, 2023 at 1:38 AM
So… what the hell did Jehovah even witness? Poverty? If that’s it, then call me Jehovah.
The thing I hate most about being an overly creative writer is that I have so many ideas but so little motivation because I always get stuck in the middle of my books.
I have at least 4 unfinished projects. 4… hundred, that is. Anyway I’m gonna rewatch The Walking Dead now.
I have at least 4 unfinished projects. 4… hundred, that is. Anyway I’m gonna rewatch The Walking Dead now.
September 4, 2023 at 4:05 AM
The thing I hate most about being an overly creative writer is that I have so many ideas but so little motivation because I always get stuck in the middle of my books.
I have at least 4 unfinished projects. 4… hundred, that is. Anyway I’m gonna rewatch The Walking Dead now.
I have at least 4 unfinished projects. 4… hundred, that is. Anyway I’m gonna rewatch The Walking Dead now.